[–] sometaters 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Me on the left.

[–] jamesed 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Aww Goats. I have at the moment 47 Angora Goats. And no I do not use them for vegetation control (all though they are really good at it). Each one of those little suckers will produce between 10 and 15 pounds of fleece that when spun and woven are called (ready for it) MOHAIR!!! About the only problems we have with the Goats is they are impossable to keep penned in and they love to eat every thing that you like to eat, Corn, beans, peas, grapes, berries, fruit of all kind and BEER!!!

[–] 19166701? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If you get the negro ones, you get even more MOHAIR.

[–] jamesed 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Negro goats are called Nubian Goats!

Nubian Goats are good for nothing, you can't use the fleece, their shit doesn't make good fertilizer, they are perpetually horny, the females are born pregnant, and they have a NASTY ATTITUDE!!!

[–] KikesOnTrikes ago 

What's the connection between goats and this site?

[–] Skins ago 

The mascot. The name "voat." You know, the obvious stuff.

Activate those almonds.

[–] KikesOnTrikes ago 

So it rhymes with voat? I just figured you weren't as some as that here. Guess I was wrong.

[–] screamingrubberband ago 

Those goats are from the future.

[–] MyDrunkAccount ago 

Luckily, workers were finally able to round them up and take them back to graze.

Oh thank God!!! Apocalypse averted guys!

[–] Pointyball ago 

Safety goats. Providing a beneficial service by eating dry brush next to houses.

[–] Ps4Freedom 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

free lawnmowers!

[–] Pointyball 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Will actually work for food. But if you just give them a dollar, they will happily eat that as well.