[–] goatboy 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Tortoise

[–] Nadeshda [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you, the article said turtle, go figure! :)

[–] gabara 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

MORE!!!!

[–] GoldIsRealMoney 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mitch McConnell was a lot shorter in those days

[–] Nadeshda [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Too funny...

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The parents of this kid were incredibly stupid. The beak of the tortoise could snip off this child's fingers like garden trimmers.

[–] EyeOfHorus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

retard.

[–] SandHog 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I wonder if it outlived her.

[–] Nadeshda [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Good question most likely!

[–] jollux 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

that boi looks hungry

[–] badruns 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Niggers would kill the turtle for fun.

[–] HST 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It took hundreds of frustrating years for the giant tortoise to get a Latin name! People kept trying to bring them from America to Europe so they could be studied, but they were so damn tasty they kept getting eaten.

[–] plankO 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I remember reading somewhere that tortoises will keep for months if flipped upside down. They're really not a bad food source

[–] Moe_Szyslak_111 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And not even for soup.

[–] Nadeshda [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sadly this is true :(

[–] KublaiKhan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That tortoise is probably still alive preying on stray bananas and gullible children.

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