[–] Kleemin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

an actual hippo is literally more adorable that 95% of feminists.

[–] mralexson 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Probably smells better

[–] MyDrunkAccount 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hippos spend most of their time eye-deep in rivers, they don't really need a particularly keen sense of smell man.

[–] chags 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"I'll use the bite'o'death!".

Not very effective now, but give it some time.

[–] GoofyGrape 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I met a motivational speaker once who had his arm bit off by a hippo while on a tour in Africa. There is such a difference between how hippos are perceived by people and how they really are.

[–] BentAxel 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They are vicious evil beasts. Even Disney knew this and was mentioned on the jungle cruise in Disneyland. YouTube has a few attacks. Then there's Elephants. These animals are vicious.

This Lil guy is Cute as Hell tho.

[–] freetoshare81 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hippos kill more people on the Nile than crocodiles. People know to stay away from crocodiles.

[–] SlideRule 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

That motovational speaker is a liar.

[–] uvulectomy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hippo bites fellow hippo.

[–] ProgNaziGator 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What's the difference between a hippo and a feminazi?

*Hippos are cute when they are small. *Hippos only fuck their own species. *Hippos protect their young

[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hippos weigh less.

[–] Fibbideh 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

In order to effectively hunt them, poachers need to use RPGs. Vicious fucks.

For the moment this little guy is adorable as hell, though.

[–] ArsCortica 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Wait until that sucker is a bit larger. The bite will hurt a whole lot more then.

[–] truthwoke33 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hippos are the niggers of animals.