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[–] RightHandOfTheGoat 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hate to break it to you dude, but your pet gerbil is actually a polar bear. You can tell because its fur is white and it swims.

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[–] gabara [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

No, his name is Captain Snuggles and he like fish.

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[–] 12434429 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Is that you Dr Doolittle? Did you talk to the gerbil? Did it tell you that it wants to identify as a polar bear?

Who do you think you are, coming in here assuming what species his gerbil identifies as? Fucking cis-normative biologists make me sick.

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[–] Uncle_Tractor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If a polar bear identifies as a gerbil, it's a gerbil. Don't deny ixs lived experience, or you'll hurt ixs feelings.

(I apologize if I got ixs chosen pronouns wrong. this shit is new to me)

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[–] Kiran_yadav 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

you are correct

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[–] voats4goats 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You forgot the part where they shit all over the inside of the tube

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[–] gabara [S] 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I'll have you know it was implied.

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[–] Butterbread 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

motherfucker neglected to infer that shit

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Gerbil poop pellets are like breadcrumbs when you need to find where it ran off to

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[–] 12434894 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's a pretty big gerbil.

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[–] Butterbread 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

How can you tell? There's nothing in frame that lets us know its absolute size

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[–] Butterbread 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What I read is that some homos stick these fuckers in a tube, jam it up their ass, the fucker runs up in there and as it dies the homo pleasures themselves and enjoys the struggling suffocation.

just fyi no homo

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[–] ninjajunkie 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

I love this meme. Everything is tubes. When you think about it, humans are just funny shaped tubes.

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[–] Deplorable_Me 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Watch for Richard Gere...

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[–] unclejimbo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Some say the internet itself is just a series of tubes.

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[–] Kiran_yadav 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

superb

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