[–] Neinlife 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

people who think cats dont bond are nuts. some cats dont bond with some people and they tend to be pickier than dogs, but they are very loving

[–] timoshenko 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Why don't you try bonding with an actual woman?

[–] KEKjudo 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wtf that hand is not normal

[–] MrAmerica 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

There's probably a fifty percent chance he's ginger

[–] timoshenko 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

100% probability he's a fag, a latent fag, or just a confirmed pussy.

[–] elitch2 5 points 8 points (+13|-5) ago 

Jesus Christ, man. You need to hit the gym.

[–] uvulectomy 3 points 7 points (+10|-3) ago 

Lord Beetus is definitely coming to take those sausage fingers.

[–] Smaller [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's not me, I'm a thin grill who found this online and thought it would fit in aww

[–] mrgreenjeans9 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

and stay out of the sun

[–] Pumpkinpositive 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

more like it’s eyeing up the juicy slab of fatty meat

[–] KatHarzso 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Little buddy! Mine hates to be petted a lot, but loves to just hang around me anywhere.

[–] NastiN8 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago 

that’s a pretty shitty cat to have. why would you even keep it around

[–] KatHarzso 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Cuz he's my buddy. He may be an asshole but then so am I.

[–] Butterbread 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

The soy is strong with this one

[–] maxoverdrive 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Redditors and cats. What fucking fag-boys these idiots are. They're all infected with toxoplasmosis, which turns them into zombie soy-boys, and yet they absolutely and utterly refuse to acknowledge that fact because a parasite in their brain tells them what to think. How are they any fucking different from liberals? The liberal "parasite" is a cult-like mind-set that rejects facts and logic and reason; toxoplasmosis is a worm that radically alters brain chemistry, and makes the infected reject facts and logic and reason, especially when it comes to their precious fucking cats.

Dogs for the win. Dogs don't have parasites which turn you into fucking zombie shits who worship dog-ness....

[–] aprole 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Are you having a stroke right now?

[–] Youfatfuck 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 


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