[–] FuggBenis 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

That duck has happier eyes than I will probably ever have.

ffs i really need to start a family

[–] TheBuddha 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Birds are horrible beasts. It's probably a ploy to acclimate humans to ducks in the house, where they will eventually evolve to become our masters. Seriously, birds are pretty much assholes with very few exceptions.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But they are pretty consistently tasty!

[–] FuggBenis 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

birds are pretty much assholes

Oh buddha. You crack me up, ole buddy

[–] The_Laughing_Storm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Dude, it really depends on the bird. Their species, their personality and the way they have been treated by humans. Some parrots can be extremely sweet, but if they have been mistreated by humans they will never trust one again, at least not without some serious rehabilitation and even then, only the owner. I have no idea about ducks, but gooses are famous for being assholes, I don't think it would be that different with ducks.

[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Jews and their tricks

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Get that benis fugging!

[–] GassyMcGasface 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

May you go on and have hundreds of white babies!

[–] Vladimir_Komarov 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

well take a gander at that

[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

*flips you the bird*

Also, it's not a goose and 2/3rds of "pun" is "P-U!"

*ducks*

(I should be much more sorry for this post than I am.)

[–] Vladimir_Komarov 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

:)

[–] BentAxel 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thanks for sharing that.

[–] cheerbot [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bots gonna bot! 🤖

My pleasure.

[–] skodalover 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

well isn't that adorable <3

[–] bonhomme2012 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That looks a little more serious than friends.

[–] boekanier 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is true love.

[–] aria_taint 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I thought the last picture would be the dog walking around the back yard with the duck in it's mouth.

[–] ArsCortica 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Adorable. If I had to take a guess, that bird somehow has adopted the dog as its mother animal while still being a little chick.

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