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[–] plankO 2 points 14 points (+16|-2) ago 

Hey your wife has nice tits

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[–] gabara [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I have good taste in both women and pets.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

That's a man, baby!

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[–] gabara [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

^^^ That's a manbaby!

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[–] valk2 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Cute gerbil. I've had a few pet rats in my life but never a gerbil.

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[–] commonsenseisded 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Once when I was younger I picked up my brothers hamster while it was asleep. I apparently startled it and it sunk it's teeth into the lower side of my finger right in the meat, mouth wide open. It was sleeping through the whole thing and stayed asleep with my finger in it's clenched jaws. My father ended up flicking it's head to break the demon's grip.

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[–] Artofchoke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They are demonic creatures. Its wrong they possess such incredible floof. Further proof of our godless universe.

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[–] gabara [S] 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Hamsters are evil. A gerbil will only bite you if you're hurting them, if they startle they just run away. Much more sensible really.

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[–] commonsenseisded 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sounds like they would be , I'll keep that in mind if my kids ever want a rodent.

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[–] rhymer 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

'Flicking it's head', is that a euphemism you pervert?

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[–] commonsenseisded 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It was the only way!

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[–] Artofchoke 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Omg, I've always considered the gerbil to be a wholly evil create. Lily is beautiful! ♡♡♡

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[–] gabara [S] 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

You're thinking Hamsters. Gerbils are their good counterpart

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

*an

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[–] gabara [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Trolling is a art,

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why would 13 users downvote your excellent submission to v/all? Smells of brigade/coordination.

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[–] floss_1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I really hope the almond was activated beforehand.

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[–] gabara [S] 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

activated

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[–] [deleted] 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] gabara [S] 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Gerbils are asian not semitic. It's a le happy mongol

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[–] DestroyerOfSaturn 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I was thinking she'd be 2-D.

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