[–] TheBuddha 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Distinctly on my list of shit not to do. It's right up there near the top of the list, actually.

Maybe a black bear. That's much smaller. That thing? Fuck you. You get in there with it. I'll hold the camera. I'm not coming in to save you.

[–] spherical_cube [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It just wants to wuv you though

[–] TheBuddha 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, you go right ahead and climb in there. I'll watch. Hell, I'll hold your beer and the camera. When things go south, I'll yell enthusiastically to help keep your spirits up.

[–] lexsird 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bear: "Muh pillow reminds me of food...."

[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is how I imagine prison rape looks like.

[–] spherical_cube [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, we know one of them is a bear for sure...

[–] Misplacedmagic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I want a bear pretty bad. They seem to act like huge wolves

[–] uvulectomy 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Yep. Including the part where they shred you into red and pink ribbons when they decide they've had enough of your shit, and there's fuck-all you can do about it.

[–] Misplacedmagic 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

You are a nigger. Let me have my dream damnit!

[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I guess you would want to put on old clothes for that.

[–] Camulos 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's terrifying.

[–] spherical_cube [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Aww, it's just 900 lbs of love, that's all.

[–] Jake_In_The_Box 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dare I say, a ton of love

[–] creativewriter555 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lol too cute

[–] RedPillPopper 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So glad this didn't end badly

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