[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It needed a friend.

[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I still can't believe I went nearly 40 years without realizing that joke was about death.

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I thought it was about overthinking. Is that really the origin?

[–] chefinto 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Woow thats adorable

[–] Horizonprinter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I had a few chickens growing up. I loved that chicken. I would sit outside and watch it go around and clean up my mother's garden. When we first got her the dogs thought they were hot shit and tried to get her but she wasn't going to take their shit. She beat up 3 dogs. Afterwards they always protected with her like she was part of the pack.

[–] SonsOfElendil [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Did she have a name?

[–] ivagambino 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes, Amelia Egghart :)

[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've seen this happen so many times. Around a farm most animals become a pack.

[–] Distillation 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

chickens like geese can get nasty if provoked. Hell any birds for that matter, they dont take shit

[–] spherical_cube 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

"I love you, Sunday dinner"

[–] DestroyerOfSaturn 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This kid is chick magnet.

[–] InOtherNews 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Til we eat again.

[–] Trumpocrat2020 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was convinced it was gonna go for his eyes.

[–] 22jam22 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's live leak.. If this had been liveleak that was 99 percent going to happen. It's like faces of death 23. 9/7 over there.

[–] chefinto 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

woow so cute

[–] Abdulmalik22 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

give more respect love never die. that is great I really appreciated this post thanks, sir, for sharing such useful and good post.

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