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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There's a guy who has a pet squirrel that he keeps in his butt. When he farts it flies out and goes and finds a walnut and brings it back. It cracks the nut open, takes half and gives the other half to the dude then crawls back into his butt. I guess the guy likes walnuts.....and squirrels up his butt.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

9.9/10

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was just being lazy. I fixed it. lol 10?

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[–] gabara [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

10/10

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

:)

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[–] gabara [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And that is how the Prostate Gland was invented.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I could eat him in one bite if i wanted to.

But ti answer your question...you will never be able to toilet train them. So its cage forever.

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[–] gabara [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

FUCK!!! I want a free range Hamster

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Probably. Don't be a weirdo, get a snake like a normal person.

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[–] Kleemin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

will go well with the fedora and sword collection.

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[–] Jagon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

no, but rats are

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[–] RabbiMohel 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You have a pet Jew? Mazeltov!

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[–] Cooking_with_Alf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I prefer cats, as they taste great when I am feeling a bit peckish.

V / R

Alf

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Good ol' Alf. I used to watch that religiously when I was little

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[–] ex-redd 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

rule of thumb: unless you ask that question about dogs or cats; the answer is no.

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[–] Holonomic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A Gerbil?

Yeah, they are ok as pets.

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[–] gabara [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I keep hearing it's a Gerbil. Oh well. Do they like wheels?

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[–] Holonomic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They like wheels, yes.

They can really jump, so that is a difference from a hamster.

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[–] Big_Louie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah - but avoid the metal ones with the leg damaging side supports. They have long rear legs and can get caught in them jumping off. Sad that I know.

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[–] 11100824? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

nah that specie is know to conspire to takeover the world since centuries

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