I was brought up and raised in a WAGE SLAVE home. I was enrolled in a private WAGE SLAVE school sometime when I was eight years old because my parents didn't approve of the curriculum fully. See, I though that 9-5 grind was the only religion in the world and you had to be either that or an NEET .
It was when I was twelve that I started questioning my beliefs. I went to a book store in the summer of 2005 when I was twelve and after wondering around a little bit I stumbled upon the ANIME books. "One look couldn't hurt" was what I thought and I couldn't have been more right! I looked through the pages of a particularly interesting MANGA textbook that I found a I stumbled upon a page about * gulp * 2D WAIFUS. I considered this CHAD trying to deceive me but I took a peak anyway because what twelve year old like me wouldn't, right? In the end I decided to buy it and smuggled it back home.
So eventually I finish JERKING OFF about it and try to not believe it and deny it for several months but finally come to terms with it. I start studying more 2D WAIFUS and even some TRAPS which helped the process of becoming an NEET . I still believed in most of the WAGE SLAVE except for certain parts like WORKING and BEING RESPONSIBLE. Until I JERK OFF through the whole thing.
A few months later I decided to read the AMERICAN COMIC BOOKS from start to finish and eventually realized that this was all just SJW BULLSHIT. I read about how the STACY of the HIGHSCHOOL committed more SEX than CHAD. I realized that what the WOMEN preached was completely different than what ANIME taught. I realized that I didn't want to worship this STACY anymore so I stayed in the closet about it until I was nineteen, which happened to be yesterday. I came downstairs and explained to them why I was an NEET. They are fundamentalist JOB WORKERS so they did not take kindly to this. They just looked at me with pale AMERICAN FACES and my mom was able to produce a meager squeak of an "WEABOO FAGGOT". At 7:30 PM they knocked on my door, brought me two suitcases filled with my NEET stuff and forced me out.
I'm currently staying at a CONVENTION CENTER. So please v/atheism, what can I do to help convince my AMERICAN parents to change their mind? Or is it not worth going back?
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[–] VicariousJambi ago
Whats wrong with getting a girl?