Archived If you had to make a hybrid of a human with another animal, what animal hybrid would you make? (askgoat)
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Archived If you had to make a hybrid of a human with another animal, what animal hybrid would you make? (askgoat)
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[–] sakuramboo 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Cat.
[–] Heimdallr 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Bruh.
[–] Boyakasha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You're doing the lord's work.
[–] sakuramboo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's the second time someone said that to me.
[–] Oknatora 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Pretty sure a hybrid wouldn't be a female with cat ears and a tail.
[–] InnocentBystander 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Octopus. I can't count the number of times I have wished for an extra hand. With the right combination of DNA, we could have eight.
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[–] InnocentBystander 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Don't we have them already? The sjws and fat acceptance crowd.
But they also have hippo torsos.
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[–] CatNamedJava ago (edited ago)
Actually thst was tried by the soviets https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee
[–] Granitosaurus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Some sort of big bird. It's one of few animals that would potentially work and the society of flying people would be completely different.
For starters short distance traveling would be extremely easy as well as traversing vertical space so the cities would be bigger but more vertical which sound really appealing.
[–] ChaoticNeutral ago
Commuting would mean less traffic. Not to mention having a front door on the 10th floor with no stairs would be cool. Hopefully we wouldn't shit in the air like birds though.
[–] OneTrueCube 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just imagine being a normal human and seeing a human-sized shit land on your windshield and seeing a group of winged teenagers laughing and hooting as they fly away
[–] Boyakasha 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pigs have like 30 minute orgasms and Muslims would stay the fuck away from us entirely. Win/win.
[–] Anoxim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
BEARPIG
[–] middle_path 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ant or bee. Would look strange as fuck, but would be incredibly efficient. Also polymorphous - fuck yeah.
[–] TheRealAmalek ago
Wouldn't it be tiny though.
[–] middle_path 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maybe like cat-sized