Archived What is the fastest way you could get fired right now? (askgoat)
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Archived What is the fastest way you could get fired right now? (askgoat)
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[–] libby 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'd probably have to assault someone. Anything just crazy and I'd probably just be forced to take medical leave. Publicly leaking technical or financial docs would probably do it too. I'm guessing both cases would take at least a day.
My company is really careful to not get sued, they really like me, and know I'm under a ton of stress. Without doing anything illegal I don't know that I could get fired inside a month.