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[–] drakesdoom 2 points 23 points (+25|-2) ago 

Nuke all holy cities into glass.

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Going all wrath of God, eh?

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[–] drakesdoom 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

If there was a god he would crack this planet into dust and drop it into the sun.

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[–] Heimdallr 3 points 16 points (+19|-3) ago 

How very anti-Semitic of you, goy.

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[–] Peglius 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Duh Dum Tiss

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[–] Chupwn 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Probably just eat some fancy things, take some money, get women pregnant so I can be the next gengis khan, murder some idiots, get a giant jam fest going with all the best bands, do some E, rock out until I pass out.

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[–] moshi [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

/thread

see thread description for further details

:)

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 4 points 9 points (+13|-4) ago 

Distribute dice to all people and make theology and philosophy mandatory courses in high school.

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[–] moshi [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I expected the dice from you, but the theology/philosophy is new. Mandatory as in, everyone has to take those classes? Or mandatory as in all high schools must offer such courses?

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 3 points 2 points (+5|-3) ago 

Mandatory as in everyone must take it and pass it with a B or higher.

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[–] Orthum 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I like some of your points... I worry they would blow you up too quickly...

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[–] big_fat_dangus 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

EVERYONE would be required to fuck off and not disturb me for the day. I would then consume a handle of bourbon and sleep through the whole thing.

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[–] pm_me_5bucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sounds like you already do that...

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[–] Dumbtickles 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

I would set steps into motion that could not be reversed with an aim at improving the living standards of all of humanity.

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[–] 123_456 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago  (edited ago)

That's vague as fuck. For all we know your idea of improving society could be killing all the Jews.

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[–] taxation_is_slavery 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Are you saying that wouldn't work?

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Like what? How do you insure you don't accidentally make matters worse?

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[–] moshi [S] ago 

I took it as giving things like food, water, schools, hospitals and things to people who don't have those sort of basic needs met.

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[–] moshi [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

My answer would be something to this effect. Leave the place better than ya found it.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Declare that day an international acapella holiday. I'd have an acapella competition and set up a trust that the winner would win $10,000,000 repeating every year to commemorate the day the greatest man alive re-invigorated acapella music.

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