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Assuming that the egg beater is electric and hand held, the lamp is a table lamp, and the condoms are condoms.
Blow the condoms into balloons, tie the condoms into balloon animal donkeys. While I'm doing so I attract a large crowd, because who doesn't like condom balloon animals. While doing so I tell the crowd that I'm going to perform a magic trick by turning this balloon animal into a real donkey.
During this time my assistant has inserted the donkey through the bathroom window, shoved the egg beater up the donkeys ass, stimulating the donkeys prostate, causing for it to have an erection, and turned the egg beater to high but not plugged it in yet.
I turn to the gathered crowd of drunkards who are entertained by my magic trick and as I pull out a needle from my coat pocket and count down from three pop the condom balloon animal, my assistant plugs in the egg beater, causing for the donkey to go berserk.
The donkey charges through the bathroom door in a fit of rage, with its erection flopping about in all directions as people flee the party.
My assistant lies in a pool of his own blood as the donkey kicked him in the head after he plugged in the egg beater. I laugh maniacally as the donkey terrorizes the remaining guests and jump on his back as he chases the last guest out and head straight for the border. The table lamp, bumped as I jumped onto the donkeys back, sways from side to side on a table, and finally falls to the ground breaking and leaving the room dark. My work was done here and the credits roll.
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[–] baneofretail 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Assuming that the egg beater is electric and hand held, the lamp is a table lamp, and the condoms are condoms.
Blow the condoms into balloons, tie the condoms into balloon animal donkeys. While I'm doing so I attract a large crowd, because who doesn't like condom balloon animals. While doing so I tell the crowd that I'm going to perform a magic trick by turning this balloon animal into a real donkey.
During this time my assistant has inserted the donkey through the bathroom window, shoved the egg beater up the donkeys ass, stimulating the donkeys prostate, causing for it to have an erection, and turned the egg beater to high but not plugged it in yet.
I turn to the gathered crowd of drunkards who are entertained by my magic trick and as I pull out a needle from my coat pocket and count down from three pop the condom balloon animal, my assistant plugs in the egg beater, causing for the donkey to go berserk.
The donkey charges through the bathroom door in a fit of rage, with its erection flopping about in all directions as people flee the party.
My assistant lies in a pool of his own blood as the donkey kicked him in the head after he plugged in the egg beater. I laugh maniacally as the donkey terrorizes the remaining guests and jump on his back as he chases the last guest out and head straight for the border. The table lamp, bumped as I jumped onto the donkeys back, sways from side to side on a table, and finally falls to the ground breaking and leaving the room dark. My work was done here and the credits roll.
[–] escapefromredditbay 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
XD
[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Where is this party? On a beach? A college dorm? Space?
Who am I? The party host? A random stranger? A clown surgeon?
If you want to post scenarios, you gotta be as detailed as possible while also allowing a lot of room for creativity.
/v/ScenarioMeThis if you want inspiration.
[–] mudcatca [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Looks like you broke up the party