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My religion is Absurdism. We worship at the holy of wholies- a giant pit in a mountain. We claim the Universe from nothing is the greatest manifestation of the Great Absurd. Our 1st article of faith is: moderation in all things, especially moderation. Our 2nd article of faith is Absurdists should strive to abandon absurdism. When we Absurdists become more extreme we become more moderate so we avoid all extremism lest we stop drinking altogether. I doubt the devil wants us to become more extreme because then we become very boring.
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All are welcome in the Absurdist Church, except assholes... or chicks, unless they're hot or interesting.
All religions are true, by which we mean they are all scams. We find truth in everything, including scams. Also, truth doesn't exist, except for when it does.
All humans have a spark of divinity in them. That divinity is buried under a mountain of bullshit- always.
The purpose of an Absurdist's life is to find, make, share, and perfect evidence for the Great Absurd.
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My religion is Absurdism. We worship at the holy of wholies- a giant pit in a mountain. We claim the Universe from nothing is the greatest manifestation of the Great Absurd. Our 1st article of faith is: moderation in all things, especially moderation. Our 2nd article of faith is Absurdists should strive to abandon absurdism. When we Absurdists become more extreme we become more moderate so we avoid all extremism lest we stop drinking altogether. I doubt the devil wants us to become more extreme because then we become very boring.
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[–] goatboy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
All are welcome in the Absurdist Church, except assholes... or chicks, unless they're hot or interesting.
All religions are true, by which we mean they are all scams. We find truth in everything, including scams. Also, truth doesn't exist, except for when it does.
All humans have a spark of divinity in them. That divinity is buried under a mountain of bullshit- always.
The purpose of an Absurdist's life is to find, make, share, and perfect evidence for the Great Absurd.