Archived If you had to choose an alternative system to dividing the world into countries, what would you choose? (askgoat)
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Archived If you had to choose an alternative system to dividing the world into countries, what would you choose? (askgoat)
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[–] vorsamp 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Every 2437 trees is a new country. If you are in a desert, cacti can be used in lieu of trees. Every time a tree is chopped down, you must plant a new one within 24 hours, unless it is on a Friday, in which case the moratorium of your country is extended until lunchtime on Monday. If you exceed your original 2437 trees, whether by artificial or natural means, the southwesternmost tree demarking your territory is now in contention, and is international land until 2436 more trees grow around it. If a tree in contention is cut down, that's a dick move.