Anon Archived Evil Plans on getting banned from an all you can eat buffet on purpose. (Trying to get an in real life ban from somewhere.) (anon)
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Anon Archived Evil Plans on getting banned from an all you can eat buffet on purpose. (Trying to get an in real life ban from somewhere.) (anon)
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[–] 12508899? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That won't get you banned. I was 'banned' from the local bar 'when a particular female bartender is working' for saying that her 19th amendment doesn't outweigh my 1st amendment and that she never should've gotten the right to vote in the first place. Now THAT'S how you get banned.
[–] 12512379? [S] ago
Did you call her a slut or something and she went all feminism power trip?
[–] 12512527? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You know how PBRs have playing cards under the cap? Well, most bartenders will give you a free beer if you can guess it correctly. She didn't ask me(I always buy my drinks at the same time and cash out, so I don't forget my card) but when I was going outside to smoke I heard her ask one of the other guys. I asked her why she was treating me like a nigger(bar had about seven White guys in it). She came out to tell me not to use 'the n-word' because it might offend someone. I told her that she couldn't police my language and that her 19th doesn't outweigh my 1st. Not the best story, but whatever, it's v/anon.
[–] 12508068? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Also, you will have diarrhea from eating after fasting. Wait long enough to destroy their bathroom too.
[–] 12508062? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Eat until you puke. Stuff as much in the first 20 minutes as you can should do it. Then drink 3 cokes.
[–] 12508069? ago
https://forums.t-nation.com/t/ryans-steakhouse-story/67289
Archive.is didn't work so sorry for shiitt link but funny buffet story.