Anon Archived Many head scarfs at the University Graduation in Welly NZ (anon)
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Anon Archived Many head scarfs at the University Graduation in Welly NZ (anon)
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[–] 11386798? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?"
New Zealander: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?", pointing at New Zealander
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
New Zealander: (look of disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
New Zealander: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at New Zealander)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
New Zealander: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar.
[–] 11386789? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Q. Why do birds fly upside down in New Zealand?
A. Because there is nothing worth shitting on.
[–] 11386785? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
New Zealand: where the men are men and the sheep are worried.
[–] 11386584? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
That's about the closest you've been to smart isn't it?
[–] 11386746? [S] ago
Do you think University makes people smart?
[–] 11386752? ago
it was a lighthearted joke. Stop trying to being all serious about it.
[–] 11384828? ago
Business opportunity - the all-in-one graduation burka!
[–] 11384815? ago
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[–] 11384921? [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
That's a nice healthy looking kiwi