[–] Salicaz 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why isn't it a single malt Scotch?

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Um theres some crown royal in the cupboard

[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What's in your other hand?

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

occasionally a cigarette

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

how is the weather bro

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

the weather is nice 65 degrees and peaceful and quiet outside

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

wonderful. enjoy it.

[–] MalazanBubba 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What kind of songs are you making up

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This here is literally me an hour ago

[–] MalazanBubba 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Not bad at all

[–] riposte 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Did you know that today was international beer day?

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I did not, yet I am drinking an international beer as I make up songs on my guitar

[–] Sitnikoff 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

How's your beer taste? What brand?

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm not drinking beer today, no alcoholic here.

[–] YoHomie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why are you such an attention-seeking, nigger cock-cucking faggot?

[–] Native 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah the ama's sometimes don't get as much coverage as they should.

Did you ever figure out your girfriends situation?

The one that you found pics from online, are you still with her?

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

yeah actually she was the one I was with last night. Those pictures turned out to be from a couple years back, before she was with me, so I dont give a fuck. She is so pretty, so nice, so kind and so delicious. She's my favorite. I would have a really really hard time giving her up.

I'm surprised you remember all that.

[–] Native 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I helped you dig out the truth, that's the only reason I remember. So are you going to marry her or what?

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