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I'm drunk at my aunt's house fuck this shit someone take me home so I can get high. Fuck this in the asshole and give it blisters I'm fucking pissed off. How's your night going bro?
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[–] 7362312? 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Pretty sure he's passed out on tia's couch.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
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[–] Firevine 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
How many people are packed into what square footage? What is the volume level?
[–] Lube-N-Blisters 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm drunk at my aunt's house fuck this shit someone take me home so I can get high. Fuck this in the asshole and give it blisters I'm fucking pissed off. How's your night going bro?
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] Lube-N-Blisters 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I passed out in a chair at probably 9:30 I'm glad I fell asleep maybe I can sleep through the day to. Merry Christmas.
[–] 7362344? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Did you vote for Trump? Do they know?
[–] revfelix 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How many knives are within arm's length right now?
[–] Ruston 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
is her abuela fat? if so that's a glimpse into her future...
[–] [deleted] 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
[–] Ruston 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
sorry man, you're screwed. LOL