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[–] crazyfox 1 points 67 points (+68|-1) ago 

Dear City council of Munich,

I am writing this letter to bring to your attention something that I and many Muslims believe is unfair and requires attention. I would like to inform you that the Oktoberfest is an Intolerant and Anti-Islamic event. We tried to ignore the event, but there too many Un-Islamic acts done at the Oktoberfest. Such as alcohol consumption, public nudity etc.

We understand that the Oktoberfest is a yearly German tradition, but we, Muslims, can not tolerate this Un-Islamic event, because it offends us and all Muslims on the earth. We are requesting the immediate cancellation of the upcoming Oktoberfest event.

We also believe that the Oktoberfest might also offend all the Muslim refugees coming from Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan. The cancellation of the Oktoberfest event will help refugees not to forget their Islamic history. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,

Morad Almuradi

What the fuck is wrong with people...

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[–] Ex-Redditor [S] 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

Trying to turn over a tradition that has been going on since 1810 is also intolerant.

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[–] Caboose_Calloway 1 points 35 points (+36|-1) ago 

Dear Morad Almuradi

Thanks for your most helpful advice which will surely help us correct our sinful ways. We are hereby canceling the Oktoberfest and are building a mosque in its place.

We would also like to reward you for your help. Please be at the car park behind the McDonalds at midnight to attend your reward ceremony.

Sincerely Yours,

The Mayor of Munich

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[–] g-j-a 2 points 19 points (+21|-2) ago 

Dear Moron Morad, We will swing by with some consolation goats for you to fuck so the drinking and reveling will not bother you so much.

Heil Beergarten!

Da Mayor

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[–] knoxangel 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

LOL and I mean that sincerely

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[–] Ladderjack 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

we, Muslims, can not tolerate this Un-Islamic event

K. . .leave.

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[–] AssaultMonkey 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And the response:

Dear Morad,

Get the fuck out of Germany and go back to your country and culture which is so terrible you, your family, and millions of others just fled in fear.

Sincerely,

Everyone who knows how to respect the house they're seeking refuge in.

Caveat: I'm an American, but you Germans can still use this.