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[–] Artofchoke [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Dunno if you guys count pyrography as woodworking, but here's this years music box. Not super happy with it, but don't hate it either. Cherry covers a multitude of sins. :D

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well, prairie nigger, are you going to tell us how you did it or keep it a secret? I like it.

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[–] Artofchoke [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

It's uhh, pyrography. Prairie nigger specialty, though ya'll got a goddamn machine now that can just bust em out like
it's nothing, so it's a dying thing. Kinda like prairie niggers, come to think of it.

I get wood from the home depot, they got a 'cull' section where the wood is like 75% off, make a music box/jewelry box, get her all sanded to perfection with this SWEET fucking 320 grit DIABLO brand washable sandpaper. This shit is a goddamn miracle, and I love it really hard. Draw your shit on the wood, then burn the image into the wood with a wood burner, mine is called BURNMASTER Eagle. Got it for 80$ used.

The burning takes a couple hours to like, two days, depending on how much shading and shit you gotta do. This one took like 11 hours. You fuck up you gotta sand and redo. There were a bunch of mistakes and it sucked mule cocks, Sir.

Once it's right, stain sand stain sand poly sand poly sand poly sand. By then you're so sick of seeing it you put it in a box and mail it to basically anybody who seems like they could really use a little gift in the mail. This one is going to a lady in Belgium who lost her mom around the holidays and gets super, super bummed out every year. She's got a big hardon for owls.

I'm glad you like it. <3 Sad to see all our dumb indigenous shit slowly dying. Weird parallel. Maybe I just see the negative in everything.

LOL I'll make one for you, big swastickers. :D

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is quiet an interesting hobby for sure, and I didn't know it was done by hand anymore. But what else is there to do on the reservation when your casino is making millions and you're high on weed all day? It makes sense.

So you are telling me that without any help, you free hand drew this owl?

Yes, I do want one. A giant swastika with a wreath around it... but you won't be able to send it to me since I don't give out my address to anyone. Just leave it outside the teepee when you're done and I'll make a trade.

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[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

DIABLO brand washable sandpaper

Alright, you just gained some major points with me here. Keep it up & I might send you a Voat Stainless Goat !

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[–] goatboy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is the greatest tutorial I have ever read. Thank you, You Beautiful Bastard!

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

alright faggot the only thing there I understood was " pyrography" I've dabbled in it myself a bit and made some neat things. I'm really digging that owl, great work.

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

prairie nigger

What is that, a Mormon?

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's a racial slur describing an American Indian because OP is one.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What about this is prairie nigger? The owl?

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The OP

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[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I did a quick image search to see if you were ripping off someone's picture and found no signs of a repost.

Good job, looks nice. The image search led directly to "owls" as a result.

Pretty sexy woodwork

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[–] Artofchoke [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Shit, nigga, ain't be lying on you up in here.

Plus if I'm taking credit for something that ain't mine it's gonna be like, nuclear fusion or something. Something epic. :D

Glad you like it. It's off to Belgium tomorrow! <3

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[–] Nadesh 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I like your thing there, it’s rather nice :)

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[–] Artofchoke [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh, Sir/Ma'am. My thing is all tingly from your scrutiny!

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[–] Nadesh 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

HAHA...

Tingly is the start of scrutting I hear. Perfectly normal then I would presume so do carry on my dear. :)

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[–] baneofretail 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What's it made out of?

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[–] Artofchoke [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Wood and tears

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And the help of the Great Spirit

*wind blows

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[–] baneofretail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's actually a pretty accurate assessment of most projects involving wood, so long as you add a case or two of beer and a saw.

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Very nice! I really like it!

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[–] Artofchoke [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You! How you doing! I'm glad you like it!

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And you! I have been well-ish. Been too busy to get on much with work, school, and family, but finally enjoying a small break. How have you been? Keeping busy I see! Anything new in your world? Any other requests from me that you would like? How has life been treating you?

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[–] middle_path 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

BEAUTIFUL!

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[–] psioniq 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's a really weird goat. You should start over.

But seriously, that's a pretty cool thing you made there!

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