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[–] 11394080? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Will be a reason to visit Maine now... if only to see Buddha and his bear.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She will make you donuts. Just don't try to take any donuts off her plate. That's how you end up pulling back nothing but a bloody stump.

I seriously have no idea how she stays skinny. She watches cooking shows and every few minutes I hear her say, "I'd eat that."

Of course she would! Bears even eat food at the dump! But, no... She announces it every so often, as if on some sort of schedule. It's probably her trying to act human. We already know a bear would eat that!

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[–] 11394151? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Plus, it is just plain rude to take other people's food of their own plates. Rude and a type of dominance play that won't work with a bear, especially a female bear...