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[–]TheBuddha0 points
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If you put her in a blueberry patch, you'll know she's a bear. She's down on all fours and putting no berries into the bucket and all the berries into her mouth.
I asked her how many berries she ate when we stopped for lunch. She said, "Not many." There were probably three berries in her bucket, her hands were stained blue, her clothing was stained blue, her lips and teeth were blue, and she had a swollen belly and complained that it ached.
Bears are inherently dishonest. I'm pretty sure she ate all the berries she could fit.
She's smart, however. Crafty is the term... She now waits for me to bring the berries home. I have to put them up quickly, lest they get eaten. You can't just leave unattended berries around this house. They'll disappear!
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[–] 11393845? [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Damn bears, always with the damn picnic baskets. This is why no one goes out for picnics anymore.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you put her in a blueberry patch, you'll know she's a bear. She's down on all fours and putting no berries into the bucket and all the berries into her mouth.
I asked her how many berries she ate when we stopped for lunch. She said, "Not many." There were probably three berries in her bucket, her hands were stained blue, her clothing was stained blue, her lips and teeth were blue, and she had a swollen belly and complained that it ached.
Bears are inherently dishonest. I'm pretty sure she ate all the berries she could fit.
She's smart, however. Crafty is the term... She now waits for me to bring the berries home. I have to put them up quickly, lest they get eaten. You can't just leave unattended berries around this house. They'll disappear!
[–] 11393896? [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's like me and my edibles... maybe I'm part bear? I do tend to sleep a lot during the winter...
I bet she is the best cuddler - probably nice and warm.