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There is a medical condition where your penis will not unswell once it is lodged like that, wife is a nurse and I ask her not to tell me things, but here we are....
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[–] 4saken 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You can hear them laughing OVER the grinder.
[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now how in the fuck? Splash some cold water on it or spray some WD-40 in there.
[–] 4saken ago
There is a medical condition where your penis will not unswell once it is lodged like that, wife is a nurse and I ask her not to tell me things, but here we are....
[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think it's called a panic boner.