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You know your town is growing when you have a Walmart and a Walmart Marketplace. The town I'm in now has four Walmart stores and is also building a Marketplace. I can't go 10 miles in any direction without finding one.
[–]cynoclast[S]3 points
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Hardly. The only shopping I will do at walmart is buy something <$1 so that it costs them money to run my card due to payment processor fees. I encourage others to shop there no other way. Fuck walmart. Fuck the waltons. America's real welfare queens.
I shop Walmart now since all the trashy people started going to Target. It still has some but not as bad and really not bad since I can go at 4 AM and then it's basically me and some staff.
I was standing in the checkout line behind 3+ families of obese latino || redneck || ghetto trash families with aisle mounted screens blasting ads on loop and surrounded by celebrity magazines and other lowest-common-denominator crap when I had an epiphany. What the fuck was I doing there? I'm clean, educated and have self respect so why am I waiting 20+ minutes (seriously) in a line that's not moving? I returned the items to their shelves and left with a pledge never to return to that store as Walmart is by design catering to the lowest members of society. Fuck Walmart.
Same. I went into grab something really quickly, or so I thought... After seeing two lines out of twenty open with 10-15 people in each I just dropped what I was going to buy on the nearest horizontal surface (nothing cold/frozen) and walked out.
It's bad enough how they treat their workers, but I won't even consider shopping there when they treat their customers as well as Comcast does.
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
[–] Juceyriou 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
DO THEY KNOW THEY'RE AN AD?
[–] DannyMac 1 point 17 points 18 points (+18|-1) ago
Small towns measure their worth by the size of the Wal-Mart they have.
[–] barset ago
You know your town is growing when you have a Walmart and a Walmart Marketplace. The town I'm in now has four Walmart stores and is also building a Marketplace. I can't go 10 miles in any direction without finding one.
[–] Tor1 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
I read it all, and the comments. But then. Wait a tick. The fuck I'm voluntarily consuming advertising for.
Well played shill, well played.
[–] cynoclast [S] 3 points 7 points 10 points (+10|-3) ago
Hardly. The only shopping I will do at walmart is buy something <$1 so that it costs them money to run my card due to payment processor fees. I encourage others to shop there no other way. Fuck walmart. Fuck the waltons. America's real welfare queens.
[–] barset 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah but you linked what's basically their advert... so regardless of if you shop there or not you're still advertising for them.
I'm being mostly sarcastic but it is kind of true.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The only thing that surprises me about Wal Mart is when people are shocked by the trashy shit they and the people they attract.
[–] barset ago
I shop Walmart now since all the trashy people started going to Target. It still has some but not as bad and really not bad since I can go at 4 AM and then it's basically me and some staff.
[–] eaglewatch1945 3 points 4 points 7 points (+7|-3) ago
It's in the melody of "The Driedel Song." I guarantee it.
[–] sniper98g 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
We have a winner
[–] Foralltoosee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If I have kids I don't care what I have to do, I'll keep them out of public schools. A huge 'fuck that' to the whole situation.
[–] 3561439? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was standing in the checkout line behind 3+ families of obese latino || redneck || ghetto trash families with aisle mounted screens blasting ads on loop and surrounded by celebrity magazines and other lowest-common-denominator crap when I had an epiphany. What the fuck was I doing there? I'm clean, educated and have self respect so why am I waiting 20+ minutes (seriously) in a line that's not moving? I returned the items to their shelves and left with a pledge never to return to that store as Walmart is by design catering to the lowest members of society. Fuck Walmart.
[–] cynoclast [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Same. I went into grab something really quickly, or so I thought... After seeing two lines out of twenty open with 10-15 people in each I just dropped what I was going to buy on the nearest horizontal surface (nothing cold/frozen) and walked out.
It's bad enough how they treat their workers, but I won't even consider shopping there when they treat their customers as well as Comcast does.
[–] sniper98g 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Looks like they sang it at a Walmart Somewhat more understandable.
[–] 3492405? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Must I use a First Act kazoo bought at Wal-Mart?