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[–] paradox42 9 points 164 points (+173|-9) ago  (edited ago)

While watching this video something hit me. It's REALLY easy for women to be attractive. All you have to do is;

  1. Don't be too old.
  2. Don't eat like a cow.

That's it. As a guy I have to; go to the gym(I do), watch your macros to keep your BF% low(12% here I come), have a high end job(almost there), be socially competent(arguable), and dress well(nope). Just to break 7 or 8.

This shows that a woman can literally be an autistic basement dweller smearing peanut butter on herself, and still the first comment on the internet will be that she's hot. What are these unreasonable requirements for women's looks I keep hearing about again?

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[–] ChanceofRain 1 point 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

+1'd for "legbeard"

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[–] paradox42 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I guess. I'm a guy and I was ligamently "You're damaging your liver" anorexic in high school, so my view of this may be a bit screwed, but losing weight is so damn easy. I'm bulking now and that shit is hard compared to the cutting.I wish all I had to do was just keep my weight under control like women do. Really, just keep your protein and fiber high, and even I as a six foot guy can live on 1400 cals very easily.

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[–] puddlewonderful 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Isn't he arguing that women's natural bodies are fair expectations to be sexy? Why is leg hair not part of the package? I understand fat people but everyone has hair on there legs, even this chick I'm sure.

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[–] farmer- 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

don't forget height. guys almost always have to be a certain height

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[–] Supersecretgf 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I'm not one to even really rate a guy on his muscles. Yea it's a plus but you're only gonna get 1 point for it. Im a face person. If I'm gonna date you, that decision is more than likely gonna be made in this order

  1. Are you fat? No, +3

  2. Is your face appealing? I prefer men with a visible jaw line, and a beard, and proportioned well. Yes, +2 (fats will never get these points because they're never proportionate nor have any jaw lines)

  3. Do you look like you take care of yourself, personal hygeine, etc. Don't care about your personality if you smell like shit. Yes, +1

  4. Are you a douche? If not awesome. Yes, +1

  5. Personality remnicent of a dead fish? No, +1

  6. Personal style, intrests, similarites. Similar to mine? +1

  7. Swole, yes +1

Fats at best can be a 3. Anything less than 6i won't even take on a date. (This is my scale, at least)

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just smelled myself. All clear. And this is after a training session too. That makes me at least a 4, which rhymes with score.

Today is a good day.

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[–] jeegte12 ago 

So you rate muscles on the same level as personality. Good to know. I also like how you didn't even include height.

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[–] Failboat 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

You are only wrong because you are now top comment. Good day sir.

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[–] paradox42 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Dang, quick everyone downvoat the shit out of me.

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[–] ChanceofRain 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Hot but not pretty and acts like a fucking child. My boner ragequit when she yelled for mom to leave.

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[–] TheBrokenWorld 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She IS a child. This girl is probably 15.

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[–] barset 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

0/10 JIF? JIF? What sort of heathen eats JIF? Peter Pan or go home.

I kid, I buy the unsweetened fresh ground stuff from the deli at a Publix. Fuck all that shit that comes in a jar.

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[–] Richex112 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

This is so obviously bait it's not even funny.

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[–] VodkaAndDietSprite 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Especially towards the end. Got to admit, she got me for a second. Nice freaky dancing at the end.

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[–] Farty_Napkins 4 points 25 points (+29|-4) ago 

I would fuck that retard until my dick fell off

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[–] reed 1 point 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

I've been on the internet for quite a while now. I'm talking America Online in the early ninties, dialing up with a goddamn 2400 baud modem.

Up until today I'd thought to myself that while I knew I'd never really be done saying "what the fuck?" to things I came across here, I though I was at least familiar with the different realms of what the fuck to be found on the interwebz.

Today I've found yet another.

Bravo.

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[–] g-j-a ago 

Yup, right there with ya. This one raised the bar for me.

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[–] barset ago 

lol/v/reed. My only thought was this bitch is into some strange. I probably should have had the volume up.

I didn't really see anything 'wtf' worthy, just meh, what is this girl 15?

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[–] reed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

yeah, just listen to her fucking talk.

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[–] Capitol18 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

...TIL autism can be attractive

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[–] sniper98g 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Ya, I feel like she is just socially awkward if anything.

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[–] arniecuntingham 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

maybe it's an act.

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[–] bunsenhoneydew 4 points 1 point (+5|-4) ago 

She's not. Actual autism involves severe light sensitivity and major problems with socially interacting. She's able to talk without issue, makes jokes, and can focus when people are talking directly to her.

Actual autism

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[–] Redditsdead 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Autism is a spectrum disorder. Lotsa different intensities of different symptoms.

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[–] Atarian ago 

Dear gods, the anguish that this guy is in for his whole waking life is heartbreaking.

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[–] damaged ago 

It's gotta be said, I'm happy for the absence of rubbing food stuffs on his body whilst in a two-piece.

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[–] HopeStillFlies 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Food on people? Me too.

If I ever became rich, it'd pretty much become a weekly thing where I hire attractive people to be plates for me for dinner.

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