[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Like that chick that tried to hide in the ceiling of the gas station mini-mart as her bf was being arrested at gunpoint. Bam. Right onto the shelves of snacks.

[–] klobos 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was expecting millions of newly hatched spiders, but I'll take an idiot thief instead.

[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I doubt she's a thief. The story is likely more bizarre than that.

[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Even then... what was she trying to steal? Light fittings? This truly is WTF

[–] hels 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was more surprised it was not a nigger.

[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A woman in skirt falling out was unexpected!

[–] ssriverboatgambler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thats some james bond shit

[–] ScottRockview 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

More like some Jacksss shit.