[–] TimberWolfAlpha 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Cat 1: Christians.

Cat 2: Muslims

Crow: Jews

[–] Kekmet-Peperoni 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Crows are the messengers of the Devil.

[–] Butelczynski 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They are (or were) messengers of Odin and Odin definitely isn't the Devil.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The cats should have put their differences aside to team up and vanquish their enemy!

[–] Reddit-is-kill 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Its frightening when you realize how intelligent crows are. And how big of dicks they are too.

[–] arniecuntingham 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I love to watch cats fight! how are those people with the dog not even looking?? HOW???!!!

[–] BlockMe 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I swear I've read an ancient story translated from Sanskrit which had the same plot.

[–] Maroonsaint 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

I wanna glue two cats together

[–] con77 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I wanna beat you with rebar

[–] Maroonsaint 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Ok but can you fuck me first

[–] elcob32 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Just duct tape their tails.

[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I wanna glue them back to back though just see what happens. Maybe they’ll work together but I doubt it