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[–]TestForScience1 point
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“Once Wendy lost her fast food chain in a hostile takeover, she found her new calling in scat-porn, being featured in classics, such as, ‘Chocolate Malt and a number seven,’ and ‘Taco Tuesdays.”
- Excerpt from “The Fall of Fast Food (2021)”
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[–] TC10284 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
...to lead her to your bedroom.
[–] ZX4jBXu 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Then cover her in chocolate ice cream and get munching.
[–] TestForScience 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago (edited ago)
“Once Wendy lost her fast food chain in a hostile takeover, she found her new calling in scat-porn, being featured in classics, such as, ‘Chocolate Malt and a number seven,’ and ‘Taco Tuesdays.”
- Excerpt from “The Fall of Fast Food (2021)”
[–] Super_Cooper 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'd fuck her. She looks like she's into giving sloppy blowjobs.
[–] Doorsopenm8 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
She'd probably let you ass to mouth.
[–] Super_Cooper 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I would love that.
[–] Selrisitai ago
Never go ass to mouth!
[–] Landrictree 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I think I'll take my chances.
[–] TheBuddha 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This one, I would not stick it in her pooper. I know, right?
See, I don't like slovenly eaters. No, not even children. The noises drive me batshit and I'd punch a nun to make it stop.
So, as much as I love me some crazy, I just can't give a TheBuddha Seal of Approval.
[–] throughtheblack 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Isn't there supposed to be 2 girls?
[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd totally shit in her mouth.
[–] LisasDentalPlan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No, no, no. How you deal with a crazy person is by convincing them that you are crazier than they are.