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[–] SpicySphincter 0 points 97 points (+97|-0) ago 

I'd trade 5 illegals for one Cowboy Jap.

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[–] l_voated_today 0 points 70 points (+70|-0) ago 

I'll trade all the illegals for one cowboy Jap.

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[–] ArcherMcTaco 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd trade one "Student" visa with option for citizenship for one cowboy jap.

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[–] 10432312? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

All the illegals + California for one Rawhide Kobayashi. Who is on the other side of this trade, they're getting severely jewed

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[–] DeusExSapientia 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Evileddie13 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

GOD damn it.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thought it was a parody from king of the hill

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[–] Tor1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Mrs Ken these days

https://twitter.com/nerdknits

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[–] ArsCortica 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Was about to say, we should trade Ken in for this fellow.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You mean the other way round, you rather have 5 jap cowboys than one illegal.

Of things would work the other way round it would by a much too perferct world.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If Japan wanted illegals then they wouldn't have to trade away their most badass citizens to get them

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[–] golgotham 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

This dude will be a BLAST to get shitfaced with. (have bail money ready)

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[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Dude, japanese people are so fun to drink with. Seriously.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah, their bodies can't handle alcohol as they are missing an enzyme that we have, meaning they get shit real fast after the 3rd drink and we are just starting to feel it. Not to mention smaller statures.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Honorary Aryans

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[–] the_hidden_metric 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago  (edited ago)

No. Japanese culture is some of the most degenerate kike-tier bullshit out there. You want to take the culture that brought us tentacle porn, a woman shoving an eel up her pussy, and machines for dispensing used schoolgirl panties (not to mention all the other parts of their decaying culture that revolve around being obsessed with children) and make them honorary Aryans? What in the fuck is your damage?

For inadvertently subjecting us to weebs alone, they must be dealt with, and not by dropping to our knees and gobbling their cocks about what ideal minorities they are to the point we make them honorary whites, Jesus fucking Christ

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[–] FloridaGuy 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Welcome my Japanese friend. I hope he make it here and I hope Texas welcomes him with open arms. Anyone that enthusiastic about the American culture is okay in my book. I mean, how can you not like this guy?

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[–] ToTheMoonAlice 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

He's gonna be disappointed by the lack of cowboy hats in most parts of Texas...

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Well somone got to start make shit happen.

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[–] oddjob 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Especially in Dallas

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fort Worth aint too bad, outside of Dallas is fine.

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[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He'll have Fort Worth. He's gonna have a blast.

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[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Does Ft Worth eeeever cross your mind?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well he's going to help make Texas great again!

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[–] Salbuchi_2019 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Fortunately nobody seems to realize this is a parody on a famous weaboo copypasta.

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[–] Son_Of_Hate 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I used to troll back in the day. I remember the original. It's been, what? Seven? Eight years? Back when /b/ was never good.

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[–] Chimaira92 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

13 years actually.... (fuck me, I feel old. I would have been about 13 when I first used the internet)

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[–] Salbuchi_2019 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Poor Davido-kun.

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[–] OhRutherfordBehave 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

That's the thing, if the people moving here were like that, and they represented less than 3% of the population, it wouldn't be a problem, and I would support the liberal values. But the problem is is that these liberal values don't have any limit by which we can be changed by outsiders, and they essentially invite the world to invade us just by moving here and making demands.

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[–] Tor1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

1 billion dreamers.

Think about it.

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[–] OhRutherfordBehave 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The US would effectively become Mexico.

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

How many niggers and fags can we trade for more people like him?

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

All of them, or some, maybe half, fuck even if its one its still good enough.

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