I'm a male now because I have this!

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NSFW Archived I'm a male now because I have this! (kek.gg)

submitted 1.5 years ago by BLOODandHONOUR

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[–] Runaway-White-Slave 0 points 65 points 65 points (+65|-0) 1.5 years ago

I could have went my whole life without seeing that and died a happy man.....

I could have went my whole life without seeing that and died a happy man.....

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[–] DiscontentedMajority 0 points 49 points 49 points (+49|-0) 1.5 years ago

Me too, but when you come to WTF, you roll the dice and take your chances.

Me too, but when you come to WTF, you roll the dice and take your chances.

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR [S] 1 points 24 points 25 points (+25|-1) 1.5 years ago

This guy is a veteran

This guy is a veteran

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[–] TremorAcePV 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 1.5 years ago

Aw, this isn't a thing.

https://voat.co/v/5050

Aw, this isn't a thing.

https://voat.co/v/5050

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[–] tapsnapornap 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.5 years ago

You think you can never see something that will shock you this much again. But it always happens.

You think you can never see something that will shock you this much again. But it always happens.

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR [S] 6 points 14 points 20 points (+20|-6) 1.5 years ago

Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

Ecclesiastes 1:18
For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

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[–] stillinit 1 points 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) 1.5 years ago

So true. I figured this out on my own. The more you know how things work, the less happy you are. If you had all the secrets of the universe you'd probably want to kill yourself or others.

So true. I figured this out on my own. The more you know how things work, the less happy you are. If you had all the secrets of the universe you'd probably want to kill yourself or others.

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[–] Chimaira92 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) 1.5 years ago (edited 1.5 years ago)

Fuck of with your cherry picked, Jewish propaganda designed to ensnare the minds of you dimwitted fools.

Here's some more from Ecclesiastes

2:18 I hated all the things I had toiled for under the sun, because I must leave them to the one who comes after me.

2:19 And who knows whether that person will be wise or foolish? Yet they will have control over all the fruit of my toil into which I have poured my effort and skill under the sun. This too is meaningless.

Really conflicts with an even older Greek philosopher's quote: “Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”

2:24 A person can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in their own toil. This too, I see, is from the hand of God, for without him, who can eat or find enjoyment?

Oy vey Goyim, you cannot find enjoyment without your Jewish overlord!

2:26 To the person who pleases him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness, but to the sinner he gives the task of gathering and storing up wealth to hand it over to the one who pleases God.

God sounds like a fucking communist. Which doesn't surprise me seeing as though the bible is jewish propaganda.

Edit: Quick, better tell me how I am interpreting gods word incorrectly and that I should proceed to a church to have a fellow child molester interpret gods word for me.

Fuck of with your cherry picked, Jewish propaganda designed to ensnare the minds of you dimwitted fools.

Here's some more from Ecclesiastes 

>2:18 I hated all the things I had toiled for under the sun, because I must leave them to the one who comes after me.

>2:19 And who knows whether that person will be wise or foolish? Yet they will have control over all the fruit of my toil into which I have poured my effort and skill under the sun. This too is meaningless.

Really conflicts with an even older Greek philosopher's quote: “Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”


>2:24 A person can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in their own toil. This too, I see, is from the hand of God, for without him, who can eat or find enjoyment?

Oy vey Goyim, you cannot find enjoyment without your Jewish overlord!


>2:26 To the person who pleases him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness, but to the sinner he gives the task of gathering and storing up wealth to hand it over to the one who pleases God. 

God sounds like a fucking communist. Which doesn't surprise me seeing as though the bible is jewish propaganda.

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Edit: Quick, better tell me how I am interpreting gods word incorrectly and that I should proceed to a church to have a fellow child molester interpret gods word for me.

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 1.5 years ago

Welcome to Voat. Your top account comment is now about a sewed-on fake penis you didn't want to see in the first place.

Welcome to Voat. Your top account comment is now about a sewed-on fake penis you didn't want to see in the first place.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 1.5 years ago

You are not supposed to die happy.

You are not supposed to die happy.

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[–] [deleted] 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) 1.5 years ago (edited 1.5 years ago)

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) 1.5 years ago

What only tendies? I would go insane.

What only tendies? I would go insane.

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[–] draaaak 0 points 1 points 1 points (+1|-0) 1.5 years ago (edited 1.5 years ago)

So, the automatic diarrhea already wasn't enough?

So, the automatic diarrhea already wasn't enough?

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[–] con77 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) 1.5 years ago

oh yeah. looks just like a cock.

oh yeah. looks just like a cock.

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[–] Derpfroot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) 1.5 years ago

Cheers, cunt!

[Cheers, cunt!](https://www.imgoat.com/uploads/c383cd30b7/34441.jpg)

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[–] EarlPoncho 2 points 18 points 20 points (+20|-2) 1.5 years ago

man if i was gonna give myself a dick it wouldn't be some 3 incher

man if i was gonna give myself a dick it wouldn't be some 3 incher

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR [S] 2 points 7 points 9 points (+9|-2) 1.5 years ago

You already have a nice dick

You already have a nice dick

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[–] EarlPoncho 2 points 8 points 10 points (+10|-2) 1.5 years ago

thanks wife

thanks wife

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[–] nigger_plz 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) 1.5 years ago

That's known as an addadictamy in medical terms.

That's known as an  addadictamy in medical terms.

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[–] theironneverlies 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.5 years ago

most under appreciated comment ever!

most under appreciated comment ever!

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[–] krier55 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.5 years ago

most stolen from Rush ever.

most stolen from Rush ever.

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) 1.5 years ago

Money?

Money?

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR [S] 2 points 11 points 13 points (+13|-2) 1.5 years ago

Because they have been confused into thinking that they are being helpful... and of course- money

Because they have been confused into thinking that they are being helpful... and of course- money

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[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) 1.5 years ago

Because the doctor waiting for cash paying customers to do this probably pays more than seeing 1000 ACA patients even if they go delinquent..

Because the doctor waiting for cash paying customers to do this probably pays more than seeing 1000 ACA patients even if they go delinquent..

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.5 years ago

Because adding a slab of flesh cures mental illness. ^{Yeah right.}

Because adding a slab of flesh cures mental illness. <sup>Yeah right.</sup>

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 1.5 years ago

I'd say so as well

(NSFL)

[I'd say so as well](https://kek.gg/i/8bCf4-.jpg)

(NSFL)

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[–] Firevine 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) 1.5 years ago

Fuck you. You're not getting me twice in one thread.

Fuck you. You're not getting me twice in one thread.

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