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[–] Skyrock 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

First offer by Anthony Weiner - $500.01.

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[–] KrakenCentaur 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

John Podesta bids $550!

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[–] WitnesstheSalt 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Bill Clinton's wife offers $600, but only if the child is a virgin. For... reasons.

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[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Jerry Sandusky - $550.01

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[–] absurdlyobfuscated 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

One dollar, Bob!

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

SOLD!

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[–] jwm5514 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Buy the kid for $500 and then repost for $750

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[–] wesofx 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Kid flipping!

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[–] jwm5514 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Simple supply and demand.

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[–] ReginaldPluntfarb 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fucking scalpers.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why would you do that? It'll only harm the resale value, and scalps aren't actually that valuable until the kid reaches 12 at least.

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[–] Eualos 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

This is clearly a joke, why is it wtf?

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Dat kid ain't werf 500, bitch.

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Black market.

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[–] tendiesonfloor 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

People that use social media really are the most worthless among us.

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[–] valiumvillage 3 points 10 points (+13|-3) ago  (edited ago)

You mean like you on voat? This is a form of social media.

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[–] Optick 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Voat is more of a forum website, than social media. On social media websites people often use their real names and communicate with people you know irl. On forum type websites, this never happens.

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[–] LostName 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

I'd go more with anti-social media around here.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

A real man would be begging social media to claim the kid so he could get back to shitposting.

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[–] TheyLie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And having sex with hotties. Probably some fat gunt posted that

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[–] Chempergrill 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is why I just throw out children that I find.

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Kid for sale, lightly used $500 OBO

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