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[–] ANGRY_Hippopotamus 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The music just makes it

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[–] pitenius 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Red Jacket came back to tell me it was cool.

Black Jacket came back to tell me it was cool.

White Jacket... he's not coming back, is he?

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[–] MichelleObamasPenis 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

There is so much going on here

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[–] hairybawbag 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

and all of it goes funny as fuck wrong

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[–] Grifter42 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Wait, he didn't intentionally set himself on fire as a prank?

Because that's what I'm used to seeing in the states.

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[–] Justsomeone 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You guys haven't seen anything yet, let me introduce you to the glorious mid-90's and early-00's brazilian open television.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZvqoKxlHDY

This girl is hosting a kids show with spelling games that kids could answer over the phone and win prizes. She can not even spell "School" and "Lighter", and fucking confuses the kid by asking if the letter she said was "X as in xchool or Y as in Yighter?" (i doesn't make much sense in english, but in portuguese it is a jarring mistake and proof that she dropped out on the third grade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca-2_YNYThM

This one is a little taste of what was like being young and watching TV over here. Please skip to 0:40 and you can stop watching at 1:00, nothing else besides the kids watching a girl dancing over a beer bottle while the music says "go down, go down on the bottleneck" is worth watching, for your own sanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL5ro5GVlpU

This one is a fucking classic! This guy is almost a national treasure, and he is still on air every fucking Sunday afternoon ever since before I was even born. In this classic, there was a Portuguese (the butt of most of our jokes) inventor showing to the world his brand new electric grill, when things go sideways. The panic behind the calm voice should translate to every language easily, and the part is when he asks amidst shit hitting the fan "great, now how the fuck do you turn it off?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku61Yuw4AIk

This poor fuck, while reporting on a grape festival, touched something no one was expecting... and go fucking watch it. After all this year, I think this guy is a senator or something today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G8iz_2SQfw

This one is a more recent, but is still funny and captures the essence of brazilian live television. The way he yells "hold on" and the music softly playing "ow, if I could hold you now..." makes it.

Of course, this doesn't even scratch the surface of how shity/disturbing/glorious was open television in brazil in those times. Still, it is a shame the jews got to it now and you can only watch globalized shit on prime time like tenage cucks (literally), shemale kids (again, literally), niggers trying to pass off like humans, crime being normalized and glamorized and all the other shit the jews shove down on our throats.

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[–] leaffur 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

what the fuck did that guy grab in the grape video? I'm so confused..

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[–] Justsomeone ago 

I think it was a live wire touching the non electrical wire holding the grapes.

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[–] MedicalMountainGoat ago 

I think they said 'shock' in the video but I have no clue.

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[–] Onlio 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I like when the gorilla and clowns are just looking at each other

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[–] shittersfull 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

me gusta

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[–] pitenius 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Greenhorns, not beaners. Get yer messicans straight.

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[–] shittersfull 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

yer nuts they all say me gusta

the hell wrong w you boy

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[–] ravensedgesom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

aye aye

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[–] srgmpdns 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Don't try this at home, kids... try it on stage, in front of cameras and a screaming audience.

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