I am not sure if you guys are aware but we have a wise ass in the woods.
Generally he only lurks around his danky base however last night I had the honor of him visiting the Lodge, and boy did he have some wisdom to share.
As the wise ass entered my lodge through the nether he bestowed on me great wisdom, he surveyed the surroundings and proclaimed "What is this Shite!" he proceeded to venture down the tunnel my 8yo son built berating and pointing out its obvious imperfections (mind you my son just so happened to be lurking and reading over my shoulder), once reaching the end of the tunnel (it went no where) he stated once again "This is Shite". To this I humbly listened intent on taking in his observations.
He then proceeded to join me on an adventure into the mine on my epic cart track, it was at this point that he observed the lack of lighting and the death trap that this had created. He was
evidently killed by the beasts of the land and proclaimed yet again how shite my place was.
Whilst venturing back yet again from his danky base in the middle of nowhere, he observed that I had taken his previous advice on signs in the nether, however I had placed one saying Turn right, right being the only option to take.
Anyway I digress, once arriving back at the Lodge we preceded yet again to take the ride into the mines, this time without a hitch. We reached the end of the track which lies directly beneath the lodge. We proceeded to take the ladder back up to the base, the wise ass trailing behind. Once I reached the top of the ladder I awaited the wise ass's arrival. Up he came, jumping to reach the floor above, it was at this point that he jumped back and fell down the stupid, pointless shaft that I had created directly next to the ladder. He was clearly not impressed as he plummeted to his death hitting the 1 block water base below. At this he was enraged, "Who builds like this, and seriously who uses only 1 water block at the base". I was clearly unaware of that being an issue and stated "Iv only die twice".
At this point I was in hysterics (Irl). Sitting in my lounge at the computer with my wife givin me a greasy (aussie slang, american translation pinkeye/death stare?) I have never laughed so much, and it was one of the greatest moments of my life.
After he had left, I took his advice and decided to finish off what my son had started. And lo and behold whilst doing so I discovered a skeleton spawner.....
Guys trust me give this guy your D's!
Thanks to the wise ass in the woods, my house will never be the same. (irl also)