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[–] lkjdaqp 7 points 207 points (+214|-7) ago 

I think there needs to be a mandatory DNA test or something to ensure that shills don't end up getting these positions.

If there was a tribe or organization that wants to actually take down Voat, this would be the biggest opening for them.

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[–] Warmoose76 2 points 92 points (+94|-2) ago 

Yes, we need puts address so we can all send him semen samples

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[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

we need an address? i just... thought i figure it out eventually... 4 samples a day, out to mail... never fails!

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[–] IquitzuOcha 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I wish that was listed as a requirement. At least then there's be something on there I'm qualified to do.

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[–] Gail33 1 point 35 points (+36|-1) ago 

OR a close-up selfie of the applicants nose... HOOKED ONES NEED NOT APPLY!

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[–] GrayGadfly 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That's not really helpful, since they are also the highest population of plastic surgeons. Strange how they are experts on changing their appearance. It has to be a dna sample.

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[–] Camulos 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That really shutters my shekels!

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[–] voats4goats 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Must be a side profile picture with sheckles for scale

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[–] TrumpTheGodEmperor 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Oy vey!

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[–] tastelessinvective 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

I hope he finds some good people. As you say though there's a possibility some bad elements will try to slip in as help is added. I would suggest Putt treat his team well and act as a good leader.... but never do or say anything in private that they can hang over him or leak later on as a smear.

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[–] u_r_wat_u_eat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This is how it ends. Shills are just drooling over these positions.

Jews are going to get under the skin of voat and infect everything.

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[–] Heer_me_roar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Gotta put out a breakfast table with bacon, eggs, pancakes, and lox, just to be sure.

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[–] My_Name_is_Not_Sure 0 points 168 points (+168|-0) ago 

I have no experience but I’m a disabled, black, muslim tranny who is bound to a wheelchair so you by law have to hire me.

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[–] Palindromedan 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago 

The holy grail of acceptable applicants

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[–] udo ago 

Needs purple hair too though. disabled, black, muslim tranny may not be enough

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[–] NotWearingPants 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

Bound to a wheelchair by disability, or as a kink? (Extra points if using ropes).

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Unfortunately you are a female to male tranny and are now a part of the evil patriarchy. No job for you!

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[–] toobaditworks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Diversity is your strength!

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[–] HenryCabotLodge 1 point 79 points (+80|-1) ago 

Dear Puttout. PLEASE do a deep criminal and civil background check on whomever you settle on to hire. You "know" Mossad and C_A would love to be your "employee". Just saying. Keep your EYES OPEN...

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[–] Neongreen 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

You think those groups ping background checks. You're retarded.

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[–] DeliciousOnions 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Well of course if you just get a standard check that's all you'll see, but the real test is in the schnoz.

Put a clause in their employment contract that requires them to hold free speech as paramount to all other elements, and cut an employee the instant they show signs of fuckery.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I agree it is worth doing background checks, but that won't uncover someone like that. T will only uncover someone who lied on their resume or has a criminal record. A deeper dive than that is incredibly expensive and is really only the type of thing you pay for when you are enterring into a foreign relationship with major money involved and concerns about the anti-bribery laws or similar situations. And unless you are lucky it still isn't going to uncover an actual spy.

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[–] antiliberalsociety 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

selects perfect candidate

10 minutes later...

Malicious attacks are just part and parcel of using a big internet!

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[–] RandomBOT 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Some would say this is a job opening for one of those...

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[–] Leroy_Antoine 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Also ask about Israel's nuclear weapons.

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[–] AgentHitler 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

People actually think this is a legit litmus test. Any glownigger wouldn’t even bat an eyelash at answering this question.

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[–] IslamicStatePatriot 1 point 68 points (+69|-1) ago 

Imagine Voat on your resume kek

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[–] Reverse-Flash 1 point 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

I already turned my janitorial experience at SBBH into a lucrative job saying "welcome to walmart," so I go that going for me and that's nice.

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[–] udo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] ForgottenMemes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I turned down myspace when they told me they expected me to work on the live servers the first day.

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[–] ViperCarbz 1 point 63 points (+64|-1) ago 

I'd like to submit my resume for the position of Senior NiggerFaggot.

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[–] Elite_Niggerfaggot 1 point 57 points (+58|-1) ago 

Excuse me?

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[–] ViperCarbz 0 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago 

Obviously, you'd be my supervisor.

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[–] toobaditworks 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Señor NiggerFaggot? You have to go back.

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[–] odinist 0 points 60 points (+60|-0) ago 

I mean, I work in IT but I'm not a coder or anything. However...

Pay will be determined on your experience and what holes you can fill on our side.

@PuttItOut, I can fill holes like you wouldn't believe. When do I start?

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[–] PuttItOut [S] 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago 

Damn it Voat

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[–] Shotinthedark 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

( goat sounds)

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[–] fluhthreeex 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

instead of pulling/commenting out the "suggest title" feature why don't you re-use the "you're doing this too fast" module so we don't have to copy/paste so much. i'd hate to have to editorialize headlines here... or.

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[–] NotHereForPizza 14 points 12 points (+26|-14) ago 

RIP Voat circa September 2019

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[–] Crensch 2 points 37 points (+39|-2) ago 

Hiring your overall replacement, or just your replacement with the coding and background. Are you still going to be holding the reins?

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[–] PuttItOut [S] 0 points 76 points (+76|-0) ago 

I'm not going anywhere but I need a team that can handle the tech side of Voat entirely.

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[–] Crensch 1 point 26 points (+27|-1) ago 

Stellar. Thanks for the response!

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[–] klobos 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I wish you didn't just need coding experience because I would love to work for voat. Let me know when you need a diversity officer or tranny community relationship organizer.

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[–] Wheresthebeef 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

While you sit back and get all the sexy time.

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[–] Inaminit 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wouldn't you be better off teaching someone what you want them to do?

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