[–] ARsandOutdoors 0 points 191 points (+191|-0) ago 

Thanks Putt for all the hard work you do!!

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

Did you just call Putt a doll? I feel like I just traveled back to 1942. It's either that or I need glasses.

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 95 points (+95|-0) ago 

You need glasses

Glasses of bourbon

[–] CameraCode 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Jeez, we've already got a reputation of all being old boomers, you're not helping, grandpa!

[–] ARsandOutdoors 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I thought my eyes was bad lol. Maybe it’s about time you up the font size. I use 14 haha

[–] Eualos 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You're a doll for all the jokes you've posted

[–] WhitePaladin 4 points 18 points (+22|-4) ago 

Thank the CIA for financing this website and keeping the servers up.

[–] Atomized_Individual 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] watts2db 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I agree with this

[–] High_Sierra_Trail 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I second that.

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

how come I'm limited to 14 thousand votes a day?

[–] whitemouse 1 points 52 points (+53|-1) ago 

Should be 6 million.

[–] prairie 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sorry man, do the math. How many votes can you make in an hour? There is only one mouse button that votes, and you can't fit more than one vote in a click. Let's say you can speed up the oven button and do ten per second. That's 36,000 per hour, 864,000 per day. You'd have to be doing almost SEVEN TIMES that many. That's just not possible.

[–] contrarianism 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

you mean 666 gorillion

[–] ginx2666 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Allegedly.

[–] Gorillion 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

That is a fuckIng unacceptable limitation on our liberty!!

[–] MadWorld 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

XD Make sure you spend it well, you have got 24 hours to go!

[–] Momo_Applebach 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

oh god oh god he's gonna run out oh fuck

[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Its censorship1!

[–] LettItBurn 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

I can't let you do that, Dave.

[–] lord_nougat 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Open the God damned pod bay doors, Hal. You fucking faggot piece of shit, I swear!

[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Ah yes, the rarely acknowledged Director’s Cut.

[–] asmodea 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

There was a cool kid at work today, reading a paperback of this in the kitchen! I was like, "Dude! I'm so pleased! Good lad!"

[–] White_Collar_Crimnal 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What was the book?

[–] NosebergShekelman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Dave's not here

Earache my eye

[–] Jobbyweecha 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

I demand that you at least buy me dinner before checking my bits. I'm classy like that.

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Your bits are dinner.

[–] User890020 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Is that you, C_A Google?

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Chompin at the bit

[–] wonderful_ 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But father!

d i n n e r

[–] Momo_Applebach 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

im comin fo dat booty

[–] wonderful_ 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Swiggity Swooty

[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

(╭☞ತ益ತ)╭☞

das booty.

[–] VOALTRON 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

I've got a hammer you can borrow to fix it.

[–] Reeequality 4 points 11 points (+15|-4) ago 

And my sword ()xxxx{============>

[–] HootersMcBoobies 7 points -1 points (+6|-7) ago 

And my axe.

[–] CameraCode 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I've been smashing my computer and now my screen is broken, did that help at all or does it need more smashing?

[–] VOALTRON 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Hillary Clinton can give you some pointers on how to properly smash electronics with hammers.

[–] thelma 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No, you seemed to have fixed it....

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

MC4.5, tops.

[–] watts2db 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

you must be infantry IT guy

[–] BlueDrache 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Do you hammer it in the morning?

[–] I_lost_my_password 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning. Hell I'd even hammer in the evening. All over this land.

[–] Redditsdead 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's called percussive maintenance.

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

This was a new one for me

[–] theangstofmen 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

https://i.imgtc.com/ihlkm4h.png

That's new to me as well.

[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I got one of those too

[–] PantyHamster 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Because on Reddit your karma is worthless and thrown around arbitrarily, here are they trying to make it actually matter?

[–] SandHog 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nothing more rock n' roll than breaking the Runtime State Vote Rules.

[–] kkkrystal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah i saw that too

[–] blueskywins 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I got that, too! I think I experienced all their messages lol.

[–] fancypants211 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

i have been in goat jail off and on all day...im like what did i do now! lol thanks for posting i was ready for the 10 days of darkness.

[–] mslibertyrider 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

I love baby goats, so I can slide with this ole' goat but one too many hops for the day into the pen for me ! What the Heck ! I sent a note to one of the Mods.

[–] lets_get_hyyerr 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I love baby goats

has a 7 month old account

I'm sorry fag but you are exactly what you say you love. Before you think of yourself as someone who knows the ropes around here, I'd suggest sitting back and doing a little less gloating. Makes you look stupid.

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Ok but we love you puttputt.

[–] ExpertShitposter 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

u gonna bang him?

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

just a little in the buttbutt

[–] lord_nougat 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

But no homo.

Or only moderate homo, at the most.

[–] White_Collar_Crimnal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's a lot. Moderate that is.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

were both laughing cuz we know its a joke

you get distracted and cum on my face and almost shoot me in the eye

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

youre not even the real middle path lol

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