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[–] 16759281? 1 point 155 points (+156|-1) ago 

If you forget your password just do a FOIA request for it from the NSA. They store it for Ya.

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[–] lets_get_hyyerr 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago 

Just write your password down on a sticky note and then put it someone no one can find but you. It's not that hard

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[–] VapidGopher 4 points 53 points (+57|-4) ago  (edited ago)

I just use the iCloud Keychain. It’s so convenient and I can sync my passwords across all my devices. For extra security I turned on biometric face authentication and fingerprint authentication. I really hope they offer dna based authentication soon because then I won’t have anything else personally uniquely identifiable to give away to them.

-This message was transcribed by Siri

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[–] 16760859? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Gotta save those trees tho... -AOC

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[–] clubberlang 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So stick it to the monitor?

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[–] GapingAnus 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

It's ironic that what used to be a definitive no-no is now, most likely, one of the more secure ways of storing your passwords considering all the leaks and hacks.

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[–] Magpi 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you like your password, you can keep your password!

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[–] KOG007 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ah hell, I am anonymous. It isn't like I can't "sign up" again...

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[–] 16767789? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

https://voat.co/v/GreatAwakening/3033319 I am a lazy faggot and don't want to type it agian. In this thread I laid out how all this shit works. Every system I describe here is up and running NOW. Many have been running for a decade or more. Just scroll down and look for my name There are a few replies back and forth with a guy who also believed that he was anon here. Short answer is there is no such thing, the only question is how valuable are you?

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[–] 16767674? 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

"I am anonymous" Bwa ha ha ha ha keep thinking that!

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[–] Francewhoa 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Does the NSA offer password backup and restore services? LOL ;) https://i.postimg.cc/1525FJhW/NSA-backup-services-meme.png

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 8 points 30 points (+38|-8) ago 

WE LOVE YOU PUTTPUTT

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[–] TheBuddha 4 points 45 points (+49|-4) ago 

Get your fucking nose out of there.

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[–] ratsmack 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

He's got his whole head in there.

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[–] 99887766 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

What a fag

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[–] KOG007 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I couldn't rec one without the other.

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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Embarrassing dude

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

dont get jealous lol

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[–] thelma 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

He hates you.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

he loves me lol

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[–] Drunkenst 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

fuqu2

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 1 point 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

Cool, but hopefully you don't take out the feature where if you type your password in a comment it gets replaced by asterisks: ********

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[–] dontdoxxmefaggots 1 point 41 points (+42|-1) ago 

does this really work? hunter2

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[–] Nutkase 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Hahahahaha

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[–] u_r_wat_u_eat 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Wow does this really work? n1gg3rf4gg0t

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[–] european 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

How old are you?

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[–] PuttItOut [S] 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Hey you're back. Must have remembered that password ;)

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[–] noxiousnick 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Can I just post my password here and bookmark this page so if I forget it I can just come back for it? ****** Thanks

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[–] Dumb_Comment_Bot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You got it! And now I've changed it to ******** which is easy to remember so I'm not going away anytime soon.

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[–] Trigglypuff 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

****************

Wow that’s fucking awesome!! I forgot about this feature!

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[–] middle_path 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

niggerniggerchickendinner

did it work?

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[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

SexyIrishLegsMakeMeGiggity69

Edit : Huh, wtf ?!??!?

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[–] DukeofAnarchy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

1love5h3mal3COCK

Hey! You lied to us!

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[–] revfelix 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

What do you mean, all I see is ****************.

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[–] ratsmack 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I am absolutely amazed at the number of people that rely on cookie retention to maintain their login credentials.

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[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Everything is transitory.

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[–] Cogninaut 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not one jot or tittle shall pass away.

Just ask the NSA

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[–] CommonCents1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

we dont know any better. how do you track 100 or more different PW securely? and need to enter each one in every time for log-in?

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[–] ratsmack 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Use a password manager... see this comment: https://voat.co/v/Voat/3034820/16759401

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[–] Magpi ago 

I have 100s of passwords, every one different. I never use the same password twice. I have to keep it in a notebook (pen and paper). Hack proof, but not fire proof or burglary proof. Although I'm sure every one I've used has been keystroked away in some NSA database.

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[–] chrimony 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The browser remembers, too.

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[–] whisky_cat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

not everyone uses 2fa on every single login.... shocking

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[–] wonderful_ ago 

I use 2jz on my logins.

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[–] ratsmack ago 

That's not the point... the point is that people that assume the cookie holding their login token will always work. They don't bother recording their password somewhere and then cry when they're locked out.

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[–] bdmthrfkr 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

One of the advantages of not having a gazzilion alts is that password management is a breeze!

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[–] PuttItOut [S] 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

And you never accidentally under an alt.

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[–] PuttsMum 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Oh shit.

In case I stuff this up, I have made an emergency account - @kciM

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[–] PuttItOut [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You hold the record for most lost accounts I think.

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[–] kciM 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Testing my emergency account.

Edit, woohoo scored a DV already. This is why I love Voat.

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[–] Trigglypuff 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So your account has gone from Mick to Kim?

M2F sex change tranny confirmed!!

@SaveTheChildren gas this degenerate!

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[–] gabara ago 

u friend?

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[–] White_pride_cis 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I thought the FBI already had our accounts linked to our personal information. Why do you need that @PuttitOut? They share that info directly with Israel anyways...

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[–] NosebergShekelman 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

oy vey stop giving away our secrets, goytard

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[–] Timmy2 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not true. Israel has their own direct feed. They don't need copies.

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[–] HenryCabotLodge ago 

Don't laugh.

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[–] fluhthreeex 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Is the CIS a new 3-letter agency?

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[–] White_pride_cis 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It is. It has all of the privileges afforded under our Government.

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[–] Avow_Truth ago 

CIS?

Central Intelligence Service

Common Inverse Signals

Core Intel series

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[–] kevdude 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I WOULD NOT FEEL SO ALL ALONE!

EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!

Woops, wrong song.

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