[–] TH0UGHTP0LICE 3 points 253 points (+256|-3) ago 

False. Still have my penis.

[–] PuttItOut [S] 4 points 116 points (+120|-4) ago 

Ok, this was a great reply. Credit where credit is due.

[–] Dildo-Shwaggins 1 points 43 points (+44|-1) ago 

I bet you still use it, just nobody else does.

[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

nope, I learned to pee out my butt.

[–] GritD2 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

He said neglect, not abuse

[–] ginx2666 3 points 17 points (+20|-3) ago  (edited ago)

Dicks are like women - you have to beat them from time to time, else they stop working.

[–] jiews 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did you stick it right way, tho?

[–] LoginOrRegister 7 points 74 points (+81|-7) ago 

Will the QTard analyze this very crypto message for us ?

[–] Y8goKTH959VCLKty8xIz 1 points 66 points (+67|-1) ago 

Israel did 9/11

[–] rape_train 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Where's the lie?

[–] Boyakasha 1 points 38 points (+39|-1) ago 


[–] xenoPsychologist 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

wiggle one, wiggle awl.

[–] BlueDrache 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Fozzie Bear?

[–] GnashingOfTheTeeth 11 points 22 points (+33|-11) ago 

Putts use of a comma in stead of a colon / semi colon clearly represents that @puttitout has colon cancer and may lose his colon. No way putt would "accidentally" make a run on sentence like this.

[–] PuttItOut [S] 1 points 31 points (+32|-1) ago 

English shouldn't compile if it's semantically incorrect.

[–] drstrangegov 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

sounds plausible. did q predict?

[–] Weasel_Soup 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

He didn't use his wife or gf enough.

[–] GnashingOfTheTeeth 8 points 9 points (+17|-8) ago 

His angel investor didnt come through fast enough and his tranny hooker he had on retention bailed.

[–] Boyakasha 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

I had assumed this was about dead/abandoned subs.

[–] PuttItOut [S] 1 points 66 points (+67|-1) ago 

What I like about universal principles is that they apply to everything.

[–] Attac 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Glad our admin is not only not a faggot but also a philosopher.

[–] Tb0n3 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Does that imply old accounts will be deleted?

[–] invisiblephrend 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

how does one apply to take over verses with mods that are awol? i'd love to take over for /v/watchpeopledie. several mods are confirmed sjw's over on reddit, but unfortunately the creator told me over pm that he no longer has ownership of the place. the last thing we need are cancerous mods migrating over here when reddit inevitably eats itself.

[–] AR47 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well that is what “universal” is defined as by your context.

[–] blumen4alles 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I assumed it was about users that had not logged in for a certain amount of time.

[–] zombielordzero 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

seems to be both. some subs have been disabled, others that have last post within 12 months seem to still be up. a few accounts i used to post in anon subs are disabled, so he did both.

[–] C_Corax 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

You ok dude?

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Someone fundraiser another golf trip stat. Putt is fueled by Putting greens.

If no one else does I’ll try but I suck at fundraising.

[–] jollux 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

his benis is falling off

[–] zyklon_b 6 points 29 points (+35|-6) ago 


[–] Boycott_Israel 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

They had a LOT of domestic help.

[–] zyklon_b 2 points 20 points (+22|-2) ago 


[–] Trigglypuff 1 points 25 points (+26|-1) ago 


We don’t do subverse transfers!

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I’ll never forget that moment when he told Putt that.

[–] Trigglypuff 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It was one of the funniest things I’ve seen

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

We do now, with votes.

[–] think- 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 


[–] EngelbertHumperdinck 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

[–] PuttItOut [S] 1 points 26 points (+27|-1) ago 

This guy gets it (I think).

[–] go1dfish 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Curious why do this. Are they computationally expensive to maintain?

This weekend I started moving the model of notabug over to one that updates listings when writes come in, sorts the individually affected item and then writes the listing. It's much quicker to have a list of sorted ids, and then update the position or insert an item in that list based on a binary search. I think this approach could work even better with Voat's simpler listing structure.

In my experiments so far, updates are taking < 50ms to compute this way for 1000 item listings.

[–] QualityShitposter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Closed a bunch of sleeper subverses?

[–] senpaithatignoresyou 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Since we are on this subject: Is there a way to delete these subs from my subscriptions? I created a bunch of subs as experiments and content ideas, and they just went nowhere.

Now i am stuck with a bunch of dead subs and my subscription menu is as ugly as a reddit mod.

[–] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Is everything ok Putt?

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