Fuck Reddit so hard that fucking fuck fuck.
Yeah, fuck you, too. Fuck me? Fuck you, Fuck you and this whole website and everyone in it. Fuck the pedophiles, grubbing for "FREE SPEECH", and smiling at my children. Fuck the default subscribers dirtying up the clean windshield of my car - get a fucking job! Fuck the SRD and the Bestofs bombing down the small subs in little places, shit steaming out their pores stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the MRA boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the SRSsucks with their pyramids of "Lets make a sub against a meta circlejerk" and their fake "wah, I'm arguing with ~10 people on what trans means. Ten months in the sub, still being a shit head? Fuck the users in defaults. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted anonymous, strolling up and down Facebook in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African BLOOD diamonds! Fuck the /r/atheism. Self-styled masters of the universe. Carl Sagan, Neil DeGrasse wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to try to convert fundies. Send those FB friend fundie assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think the WBC didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! NaturalNews! Huffpost?! Fuck the Racists. Twenty in a post, swelling up the trollan, worst fuckin' parade in the website. And don't even get me started on the Ad-vice-animals, 'cause they make the /r/funny look good. Fuck the people in /r/wtf with their strange hair, their nylon warm-up suits worn while masturbating, their ironically Satanic amulets, swinging their "Chick just swollowed A WHOLE PENIS HUE HUE HUE" gifs , trying to audition for "America's Funniest Home Videos." Fuck the downvote brigade SRS, their Benned and their fifty-dollar Balducci egos. Oversmug fragile egos getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck you. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt admins with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a red username of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the pirates who put their hands down steal shit in the name of "EA is bad". Fuck the anonymous that protects them, delivering them into the notion of some sort of digital Robin Hood. And while you're at it, fuck Louie C.K.! He got off easy! A day on saying 'nigger', a cable show, and all the hallelujahs of the 'I can say racist shit because he said it was okay'! Try seventy years of being black! Fuck /r/worldnews and /r/aww, and backward-ass cave-dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands you still pictures, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two billion reposts roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You 14 year old shitheads can kiss my royal smug ass! Fuck Karmanaut. Whining malcontent. Fuck /u/Klaatu_Barada_Nikto, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck KitchenDancer, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck KirbyTails with her endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, and posting shitty LiveJournals. Fuck Reddit and everyone in it. From the Brony depths to the front page of /r/science, from the /r/f7u12 to the /r/theoryofreddit. From the /r/redditisland to the shithole that is /r/pics. Let an earthquake crumble it and /r/politics make a shitty embelleshed title, let the anti-circlejerk rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the eternal September rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
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[–] Skitrel ago (edited ago)
I hadn't realised the subverse it was in as I browse using /all/. Good to know, thank you.
I shall refrain from adding reasonable discussion and level-headedness to the ironyjerk in future!