Haven't told anyone other than hubby yet, but it's getting hard to hide with how tired I am and nauseous I get on an empty stomach.
It's a bit early, so I don't know the gender, but I'm hoping the next ultrasound tech will assign them Attack Helicopter or male.
If it's a girl we will circumcise her and send the nigger to public school... :P just kidding, baby is white, no genital mutilations will occur and planning on homeschooling at this stage.
My Husband and I took a long time to pick our toddlers name so I'm gonna start seriously looking for names when we get the next ultrasound. Any suggestions are welcome.
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[–] Master_Foo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The only question that matters: Is the Baby white? If so, give him a good, strong, Germanic white name. None of these faggy (((Christian))) names the Crypto-Jews name their kids, like (((Michael))) or (((Joshua))).
When the black and jew kids at school hear this kid's name, they should know that if they even slighty look at him wrong, there is going to be a curb-stomping shortly after school.
Also, don't give him a toy rattle. The only toy he needs is a mighty war axe. (OK maybe throw in some LEGOs) If he hasn't chopped down a redwood tree by the time he's reached his fifth autumn, you've failed as a parent.
Heil Odin!
[–] OneOfTheBoys [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha!
Compromise for the first 6 months-a year?
[–] Master_Foo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nope, the kid needs the weight of the axe to build muscle. My grandpappy gave me a sledge hammer when I was still in the crib. By the time I was 3 years old I stood at 6'11"!