Haven't told anyone other than hubby yet, but it's getting hard to hide with how tired I am and nauseous I get on an empty stomach.
It's a bit early, so I don't know the gender, but I'm hoping the next ultrasound tech will assign them Attack Helicopter or male.
If it's a girl we will circumcise her and send the nigger to public school... :P just kidding, baby is white, no genital mutilations will occur and planning on homeschooling at this stage.
My Husband and I took a long time to pick our toddlers name so I'm gonna start seriously looking for names when we get the next ultrasound. Any suggestions are welcome.
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[–] beefartist 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You should try reading a bit of the bible, you will be surprised how many "modern American" names are in there. If you do this you will also learn that the whole "Humans started in Africa" thing is a lie.
[–] AbjectSubstance 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
It's really northern Africa, or the middle east, so I was joking a bit about "Obala" which I just made up because I don't know any common African names.
I wish I could convince Americans that the whole "Americans started in Europe" is a lie, but maybe that's just the Jew in me