Haven't told anyone other than hubby yet, but it's getting hard to hide with how tired I am and nauseous I get on an empty stomach.
It's a bit early, so I don't know the gender, but I'm hoping the next ultrasound tech will assign them Attack Helicopter or male.
If it's a girl we will circumcise her and send the nigger to public school... :P just kidding, baby is white, no genital mutilations will occur and planning on homeschooling at this stage.
My Husband and I took a long time to pick our toddlers name so I'm gonna start seriously looking for names when we get the next ultrasound. Any suggestions are welcome.
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[–] AbjectSubstance 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
Shawn, Jessie, Mary, Gordon, Rose, Literally anything just don't faggily look for your history.
If you really wanna go as far back as you can, the names should start getting African. Perhaps Tyrone or maybe Obala?
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Shawn: Irish version of Johanan, hebrew
Jessie: from Yiskah, hebrew
Mary: from Miryam, hebrew
Gordon: Gear Dún, scots-gaelic
Rose: Roese, norman
Literally all of those names have a "faggy" history which have nothing to do with America or Canada. If you're going to saddle your kid with a name for 70-90 years, might as well put a little thought into it and give them something that reflects their background.
And you can trace your family's line back to a specific African culture can you?
[–] AbjectSubstance 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Right, so unless you make up a name you're going to use a name that other people have used before. Doesn't means it's not American. Just like the names, the people were once European/middle eastern
[–] Master_Foo 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Rose is the only name in that whole list which isn't Jewed. Maybe Gordon, I'm not sure on that one. Could be Gaelic. But Rose is the only proper name for a white person on that list.
If you name your kid Mary, you might as well just call her Shaniqkua, because everyone will know she isn't white.
[–] AbjectSubstance 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Call him strong horse or stinky fart