[–] Tablemonster 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

You forgot "being able to determine whether or not to arbitrarily change sex" at the 8 year old mark

[–] TheAntiZealot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Also gotta add, "prepare speeches for the United Nations promoting a Carbon Tax solution for Anthropogenic Climate Change which has reached a democratic consensus amongst state-funded scientists."

[–] SyriansFuckCorpses 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The 4 year old Chinese slave kids did a great job making my phone

[–] MrDarkWater 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

domesticated slavebugs were bred to learn routines early

[–] SyriansFuckCorpses 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Matching socks at 4 years old? I can barely do that now

[–] Hipsterrr 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lmao I have a 12 year old niece that doesn’t do shit. It’s funny to me because my brother and sister in law (her parents) made me do literally every kitchen clean up chore. Not mad about that, just mad that they’re fuck ups and their daughter will be a fat whore with no home building skills.

[–] Palindromedan [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No worries, she’ll end up a waste of life surrounded by Doritos and cats and you’ll go on to have real skills and purpose

[–] Hipsterrr 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You're not wrong at all! I just hope she doesn't fuck a nigger.

Last thing I need is a niglet in the family.

[–] daskapitalist 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Where's working in the salt mines?

[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That's not a chore, that's a job. And it depends on what you are doing. 12 was traditional to start sorting in Virginia and Pennsylvania. In England you could get a job as a doorwatcher at 4 or 5. You would sit for 12 hour shifts on a stool and open and close a small wooden hatch. If your family didn't need all your wages, you could afford to bring a candle.

I'm proud of what my ancestors were able to endure.

[–] SyriansFuckCorpses 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Where is working in a chain gang?

[–] thelma 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Forgot one ...

Making guns ... any and all ages

[–] Master_Foo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I just send my kid off to the mines.

[–] AnmanIndustries 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No working in the coal mines?

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