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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Jeb!'s wife is just..... anatomically fascinating.

How do you have wrists/legs that wiry, but also a torso that's roughly spherical?

Body type: Dr. Robotnik

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah, it certainly isn’t normal. Their wedding picture from the 1970s is floating around online and Jeb’s wife looks normal and petite in it. Could be a liver issue from drinking/drugs as you said, those can cause insane abdominal distension and fluid retaining.

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[–] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's true that opioids cause constipation.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fun fact: Jeb means fuck in Polish. Imagine when he visited Poland and people started chanting Jeb Bush!

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[–] InternetUser 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Was she hot when they met?

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[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I can't imagine the answer is yes.

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[–] Zongongo 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Could you imagine that being oir first lady? Thanks Trump , for bringing a first lady we can all be proud of.

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[–] BlackGrapeDrank 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

excellent point. Melania is world class. and beautiful. such a refreshment after disgusting Michael Obama first lady man.

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[–] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

She could tackle a lot of the issues being faced by goblin Americans.

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[–] Slayfire122 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

You mean Jews?

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[–] Tazzermalt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She speaking hablo Trolly Goblin ¿Lenguaje Chubacabras, Goblins Language? !! ...little LOTR Goblin head. El Goblina!!! No es bueno!

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[–] PANTSONMIXTAPE 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

La ogra de las americas

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[–] fusir 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Something I've noticed myself is Men with fat wives get less respect from that wife. I feel bad for these men married to a whale who get bossed around all day even in public. We wouldn't be ok with a man doing that to a women.

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[–] FormerBaltimoreRes 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If a woman doesn't respect herself enough to stay in health shape, what chance does the husband have?

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why do very few white men have black girlfriends or waves?

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[–] edistojim 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The wife's job is to keep herself in good condition, but equally important it to keep her family in tip top shape. My wife demands it. Yes, she polices what I eat and our children and she will shame the fuck out of you. Has anyone just maybe thought that Jeb's wife is just fat and ugly and doesn't care, thats always an option……..

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[–] L_Ron_Hoover 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I thought she did a good job as the Penguin in Batman Returns

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/29/60/6229607a5358bdc76da3612d5878ebc5--the-penguins-men.jpg

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[–] BumbleTummy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Bitch, tell me how it is again that you ain't a hobbit?!

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[–] piratse 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The normal person only needs about 400 calories extra per day when in their third trimester.

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[–] vivalafreakshow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I looked like a whale when I was pregnant but it was mostly fluid. I lost all but 2 kg 14 days after delivery. I cant even remember eating that much more. There was no room for stomach content when the baby took all the space.

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