Article/Blog Anon Archived Protecting Your Marriage with the Armor of God (simplyoneinmarriage.com)
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Article/Blog Anon Archived Protecting Your Marriage with the Armor of God (simplyoneinmarriage.com)
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[–] Master_Foo ago (edited ago)
I'm selling magic stones for $5 that do even better. They protect your marriage AND protect you from rampaging elephants as well. And I can prove they work too. I have a whole stockpile of them in my closet and ever since then there have been absolutely 0 rampaging elephant attacks anywhere near my property.
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