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[–] zmej420 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I personally think dick tip touches are the best way to show you are a trustworthy business partner or friend

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[–] Le_Squish 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

9/10 bonobos agree.

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[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

When people try to fist bump me I grab their fist and shake it, they end up with this dumb confused look on their faces and next time they are ready to shake hands like normal human beings.

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[–] Lafall 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

what retard invented the fist bump?

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[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Niggers.

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[–] sinclair 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

the one who saw spit in hand before offering it. Some people are gross and uncivilized.

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[–] Podd 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My hands are always dirty with paint or oil so I usually opt for the fist bump; unless they specify that they do not care that my hands are dirty.

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[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You misspelled cum

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[–] Podd 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh... hmmm... seems i did.

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I think they have two different purposes.

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[–] Apathy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No thanks, not enough people wash their hands for me to be comfortable with that.

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[–] Zednix 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Give your weak immune system some exercize

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[–] Apathy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'd rather not have people's genital bacteria all over my hands thank you very much.

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[–] draaaak 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It is very rare that I meet a person capable of a proper handshake.

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[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Finger grabbers are the worst, limp wrists are annoying, the horizontal hand shake is awful too... bad aim I can understand, sometimes.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Finger grabbers.... Wait until the thumbs have locked in and then grab. They are also the ones to laugh at how weak the other person's grip is... What grip? You grabbed my fingers, numbnuts...

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

2 pumps and then release, I can't stress that enough. Remember this: if you're ever in a situation where you shake hands and then the other guy wants to do a fist bump afterwards or something else, you don't do it. Leave him with his hand up there and just carry on the conversation pretending you don't even notice he's doing it. You're not in the wrong, he is.

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[–] TheWorstImaginable 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What about those faggots who keep grabbing your hand for like 8 seconds after you're done? kill them on the spot?

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[–] Rudolf_Hoss 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Men that insist on a first bump after a shake need to be shoved in an oven.

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[–] Tb0n3 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Oh no! Some people don't want to be formal at all times with close friends. THE HORROR!

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[–] Empress [S] 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Nobody is saying you can't behave like a nigger if you want. Your call. Edit: I'm playing around and but am pretty sure I came off super harsh. Not my intention.

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