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[–] jambo 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Congratulations!

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[–] baneofretail [S] 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Thank you, we're both über excited.

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[–] YoHomie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Of course you DO know that if you were doing it "doggy style" when you knocked her up that she's going to have puppies; right?

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[–] baneofretail [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Cool, one and done. We were shooting to have a litter.

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[–] ComedicGoat 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Congrats! Now be sure that your kid, whether it's a boy or a girl, knows how to change a flat tire, shoot a rifle with proper form, do an oil change, operate standard and power tools, and most importantly how to dress modestly.

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[–] raw 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Let his kid grow up first.

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[–] twee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

LoL or be birthed, for that matter, but it's never too early to give him some advice that he might want to adopt.

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[–] Draurgothoth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Congrats. God bless.

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[–] baneofretail [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thank you sir.

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[–] flarflar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Congratulations on the new addition to your family. My wife is 13 weeks along with our first after 10 years of being told it can't happen. We found out on her birthday and she took 3 different tests. She was and still is in shock. Everything is going well.

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[–] baneofretail [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think the congrats should go to you then.

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gratz, baneofretail!

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[–] baneofretail [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you!

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[–] HWY__395 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 


Congratulations!

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[–] baneofretail [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thank you!

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[–] HWY__395 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sorry, that I don't have any tips for your other post.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Awesome, man. Now be a good father. There is only one rule - you have to try.

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[–] baneofretail [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I will do my damndist.

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