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check us out over on shitty ass Reddit at /r/topnotchshitposting
THOSE FUCKERS OVER AT FACEBOOK DELETED MY ACCOUNT SO I HAVE COME HERE TO SHITPOST IN PUBLIC
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Here at /v/topnotchshitposting we understand that sometimes intelligent, thought-driven, constructive dialogue can be both difficult and tiresome for the average voater. Therefore, we welcome and encourage the culture of shitposting as the cathartic exercise it has proven to be for so many. Fear not the downvoats, shitpost as you please, wipe my poopy butt and suck my baby dick you fucking faggots.
We might link your comment to circlejerk about your awesome shitposting, but we also encourage completely off-topic shitposting directly in the sub. Did something pointless/inappropriate/disturbing/mildly retarded pop into your head today? Did you find something on the interwebs along those same lines because you're too fucking stupid to shitpost on your own? (shit)Post it!
We strongly discourage quality conversation and general voatiquette because that stuff is for fags that suck big dicks lol, so try not to be a fucking faggot and take shit so seriously.
No typing in all caps. It's rude!
Quality posts will be removed. Shitposting only, dumbfucks.
DON'T PUT THIS SHIT IN THE NEWSPAPER
DON'T CALL THE COPS
muh freeze peach, don't bitch about getting offended
linking to shitposting is not limited to voat, you can also link to any place shitposting can be found, such as: r*ddit, JEWtube, craigslist, youporn, xhamster, lobstertube, beasttube, myfreecams, tube8, xvideos, pornhub, redtube, porntube, slutload, worldstarhiphop, and 4chan (but 4chan will delete shit so screenshots are better).